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  1. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by reject Wut. Are you fucking shitting me. I can turn codeine into dhc with a freaking microwave???

    Get that catalyst and use your microwave to travel to the holy land.

    Originally posted by reject Malice someone just tried telling me being a parent is a full time job and takes a special person to raise a child, I need your help in destroying her with your antinatalist views.

    For most of human history, before birth control and repressive views on sex, women would become pregnant in their early to mid teens and despite their primitive level of technology and level of knowledge, they survived. In fact, there's a clear and strong inverse correlation between level of intelligence and IQ and how many children you have, and a positive correlation with the average age you have your first child.

    Taking care of a child is incredibly crude task that relies largely on biological changes and strong instincts that have arisen through a long process of evolution and are embedded in your DNA. It requires no significant intelligence. It takes a special person to realize the enormous destruction a child causes to your life and the profound immorality of bringing unconsenting life into this world. To properly and consistently utilize pharmacological intervention, some even medical, and stand by decisions arrived at through logical reasoning and scientific evidence, to surpass primitive instincts and engage in logical analysis that requires understanding why the gene centric view of evolution, written about by Richard Dawkins in the book The Selfish Gene, should cause you to very carefully consider your behavior, understanding that what causes a gene to have had a higher probability of spreading is not necessarily what is optimal/beneficial for you as an individual. Children are parasites and they induce emotions and behaviors meant to strengthen and maintain the parasitic relationship, to increase the chance that they will survive long enough to spread their genes. It takes a special person to see what human life really is and rise above it.

    *tips fedora as he walks out into a dark alley*
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  2. bling bling Dark Matter
    wtf i thout it was fucked wtf
  3. bling bling Dark Matter
  4. bling bling Dark Matter
    wtf useing a sock u cud just sup the top layer up wif a straw after u chill it
  5. Originally posted by bling bling wtf useing a sock u cud just sup the top layer up wif a straw after u chill it

    I could, but I don't have any straws. It gets most of it out, sometimes I let the enhancemented water settle and there's a nice layer of apap at the bottom but I just swill it around again and neck it, out of sight out of mind. 7 years later and my liver is still fully functional.

    And thank you Malice, you're the best xxx
  6. You're a bunch of idiots.
  7. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    you're a bunch of bananas
  8. I hate you.
  9. I can make you a lampshade out of banana skins for 4k. Deal?
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  10. Well, I could afford it but I got nice lampshades from my grandparents (maybe your grandparents, as well you fucking jedi bastard).....
  11. Lad my granddad was in the Wehrmacht, he probably made that lampshade
  12. Yea that's right, I'm more Nazi than you you jedi cuck
  13. Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump yeah. Maybe thats why I can enjoy an evil drug like meth that completely destroys every function of living. It's just so much fun when everything goes crazy.

    I always fall asleep watching porn whenever I do meth unless I do a lot
  14. Originally posted by reject Lad my granddad was in the Wehrmacht, he probably made that lampshade

    Fo real? How did that happen?
  15. The favico looks great on mobile
  16. bling bling Dark Matter
    the paracetemol maeks the lean into dirty lean tho i almots trew up last time
  17. You are such an idiot. Why don't you buy syrup? It has 600mg per bottle and costs 3 bucks. No Parashitamol at all.
  18. bling bling Dark Matter
    pooer
  19. I asked you a couple times if you have Paypal so I can send you some money but you never responded.

    Fuck you.
  20. bling bling Dark Matter
    idj i wus probablky banned or liek da feds were intraception my incoming mails but i run peerbklock now so its k

    if i can get sum bux i can built my life again selling moonrokcs so i pay u bac a lil bit aleast i tried beg a loan of nonarky adn sc and adriaann but they sed no

    blingscrack@safe-mail.net thann after u mail me ther i sent u my pp linkup adress

    Post last edited by bling bling at 2016-11-24T16:48:44.103416+00:00

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