Redneck marries a girl that has the same name as his sister

1. 2019-03-15 at 9:55 PM UTC

   #41
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   You never had a chemistry kit as a child?
   
   I don't mean the ones with baking soda and vinegar. I used to dissolve my toys in acid and solvents and make stink bombs
   
   
2. 2019-03-15 at 10:04 PM UTC

   #42
   

   Krow African Astronaut
   Wait, hold on. If you met a woman who had the same name as your sister and happened to have your surname as well. but she was really hawt and loved to do just about anything for you.. making her Wife Material #1.. you would pass because she had the same fucking name?
   
   Say her name was Tina Jones.. just tell her to spell it Tina Jones-Jones and you ask her if you could give her the petname of TJ
   
   TJ, I want a BJ
   
   She giggles
3. 2019-03-15 at 10:06 PM UTC

   #43
   

   Krow African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Ghost You never had a chemistry kit as a child?
   
   I don't mean the ones with baking soda and vinegar. I used to dissolve my toys in acid and solvents and make stink bombs
   
   

   
   your parents were cool with this?
4. 2019-03-15 at 10:13 PM UTC

   #44
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   My dad was a health and safety supervisor in a factory that used lots of chemicals so he taught me about workplace hazard information management system.
   
   He also grew weed and got me to water to the plants but I thought they were tomatoes.
   
   He told me he traded tomatoes to santa for toys
5. 2019-03-16 at 1:01 AM UTC

   #45
   

   Krow African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Ghost My dad was a health and safety supervisor in a factory that used lots of chemicals so he taught me about workplace hazard information management system.
   
   He also grew weed and got me to water to the plants but I thought they were tomatoes.
   
   He told me he traded tomatoes to santa for toys

   
   Sounds like good politician material to me. or PR for the MIC
6. 2019-03-17 at 4:45 PM UTC

   #46
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by mashlehash He looks like he suffers from a personality disorder born out of a Myspace Conceptual Closet.

   
   
   
   He looks like his mole really defines him as a person.
   
   
7. 2019-03-17 at 4:49 PM UTC

   #47
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   M'lady
   
   *Rips fedora*
8. 2019-03-17 at 4:57 PM UTC

   #48
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by mashlehash
   
   He looks like his mole really defines him as a person.
   
   

   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by Ghost M'lady
   
   *Rips fedora*

   
   
   
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9. 2019-03-17 at 4:57 PM UTC

   #49
   

   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   I was friends with an Albino freak when we were young but he got one of the first computers available and we really went different directions at that point,, it was like 1980 or around there
10. 2019-03-17 at 5:01 PM UTC

    #50
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Did you ever get gay with him, POLECAT?
    
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