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Those of you with children...

  1. #1
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Why? What do they do for you? What do you do for them? How expensive are they? What do you regret doing during their gestation and their development?
  2. #2
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    All children are accidents.

    Some individuals and couples just happen to be deluded enough into thinking of them as a good thing and slapping a fancy label ("family") on it.
  3. #3
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by gadzooks All children are accidents

    Lolwut
  4. #4
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by GGG Lolwut

    I guess I meant more in the sense of unintentional by-products.

    Children are basically a life-long hangover resulting from two people caught up in the throes of passion and no longer thinking straight.
  5. #5
    I like kids, but I could never eat a whole one.
  6. #6
    ask not what your children can do for you,

    but what you can do to your children.
  7. #7
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by lnfinitysh0ck banged lannys mom nine months before he was born. who's your daddy, bitch yea…your mother told me she couldn't get pregnant when I was sodomizing her.

    Uterus and ovaries are not exactly fertile grounds if sodomy is the moderus operandi.
  8. #8
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Diapers + formula = bottomless pit $$$
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