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How many people actually hooked up on DH?

  1. #61
    Ghost Black Hole
    you should post them
  2. #62
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Ghost send nude selfies

    Ghost r u hot?
  3. #63
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    ude do him
  4. #64
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by WellHung Ghost r u hot?

    Yee
  5. #65
    WellHung Black Hole
    What about that hunk in your avatar, pole rat?
  6. #66
    Ghost Black Hole
    U wot m8
  7. #67
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby BACK IN SPECTRAL AND I's DAY WE USED TO WHOOP ASS AND STEAL PEOPLE OF THEIR CLOTHING ON OUR WAY TO THE ECKARDS WHERE WE'D BUY SNICKERDOODLES FOR A NICKEL!

    That didn't scare me.
  8. #68
    Ghost Black Hole
    angry is fear angry
  9. #69
    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Ok, I start with the 1st girl I met from DH. This was before I was introduced to the forums, or even noticed they were there to be honest. It happened somewhere around the year of 2010. I cannot lie, this girl in opinion looked like lumiee D, but with a fatter ass. I probably spelled her name wrong, but it’s the girl that singed that uh-oh song. We chatted for about a couple weeks, share a few pics, and before we know it, we were talking on the phone. She lived in Boston and wanted me to visit for a night. She said she was living in her moms basement(no judgement as to why). When we first saw each other, it was kind of awkward because we were saying all those erotic things through chat, and to show it off in public it was like weird. We took the bus to her house because I’m wasn’t playing for a cab. She said it was only about 8 bucks, as clever I were I said, if we took the cab at your house, we would be exposed being parked in front of your house. She was like nuh-uh we can stop a couple blocks before-I cut her and said I’m broke lets just take the bus. She was like, aite. Mind you, I’ve never traveled to Boston before, so it was a nice experience riding a coach bus. Back to the story. As we were on the bus, I started getting all touchy feely and kissing her on the cheek because the quiet sound of awkwardness was getting too obvious of this whole meet-up lets just fuck escapade. She was giggling n stuff, we started kissing for a bit. Cool. Finally our stop was here, must’ve been two hours or that bus ride took the longest way to her house because she said it was only a couple hours away. Fucking lie, my ass was hurting from sitting on the uncomfortable coach bus seats. But I didn’t complain like a bitch, I’m a trooper. Anyways now here comes the tricky part, sneaking in her house while her fam was there. It’s 10 something at night, it’s cold and I hear owls hooting nearby. She told me to wait here by the corner in the dark alone, until she flashes her signal(flashlight through her basement window) to run in. As she did, I have no clue, but the mission impossible song popped right into my head. I gotta stop watch so much movies man. As I got to her window, she said her bed was right underneath, to go ahead slide in. I told her please don’t make me hurt myself, are you sure I won’t get hurt? It was like a 7 ft landing. She said yeah, so in my thought, I was like Jesus take the wheel and slid in. Didn’t work out well. I went in foot first instead of head and still landed on my back. I should’ve dived in that bish. But there were branches n stuff so I had to hold them in order to get in. She laughed historically knowing was going to happen. I screamed shit too loudly and her mom duke yelled, “is everything ok down there? It sounded like you dropped something sweetie.” My heart dropped as I her footsteps walking down, I threw my ass under her bed holding her flashlight. For protection, I have no idea. I just felt safer holding it. So anyways mission completed, I was in. Her room was so dark though..she asked if I were hungry, that her made dinner I said yeah. So we shared a kiss and headed upstairs to fix me a plate. I was downloading songs from her laptop to my mini iPod Shuffle and finally she comes down with hot plate full of food. I was like damn bae I ain’t gonna eat all that lol and she was like duhhhh we going to eat it together. Aww how sweet. I was like really hungry so I ate most of it, needed the energy. So after we were done eating, we watched a movie all cuddly n stuff to set off the mood. I still was wondering why her room was so dark, I mean no mini nightlight. Man this girl is tough. So we had sex like 4 times that night. Her blowjob skills was eh, then we cuddled again until we both fell asleep. It’s now 6 something in the morning I think, my eyes began to open as I hear knocking on her window. I tap her saying babe-babe someone is knocking on your window. She checks the window and it was, her dad. He wanted her to open the garage door from the basement because he out of allllllllll fucking days misplaced his garage keys. Fucking bullshit. So she was like ok dad slams the window immediately and said nigga you gotta go. I was like wut? 0.o I’m mad tired baby. She said sleep on the bus. I’m sorry but my dad will be checking my room as he always do. So I was like shit, let me put my clothes on- her mom opens her room door she says, sweetie( forgot the question she was asking) followed with wtf oh no rape rape! She ran to grab a weapon of her choice. I’m at the point when I’m going to shit myself. My girl went to go stop her, her dad is still waiting for the garage door to open, he started to knock on her window again. So I started to think, I need to get tf out of here. I didn’t put any of my clothes on, I picked them up open the garage door and ran at speed of light. All I heard from her dad was its about time you-

    I didn’t look back, I kept running, tree twigs snaps on my foot, ow ow ow running in the street, passing neighborhoods, then running into the wilderness to hide and put my clothes on. I hid behind a tree to see if her dad traced me, heart beating faster than a motherfucker. I stood there for at least an hour. When I felt that I’m safe to head out, I ran again. I have no idea why I started to run again. I just ran until a bus shows up. When I got to the bus terminal, I checked my pone. It had 7 voicemails and 13 unread text messages from her. I turned my phone off. Closed my eyes as I finally got my seat on the coach bus thinking, she had some good pussy. I wanted to hit it one time for the road, damn.
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  10. #70
    My eyes are bleeding
  11. #71
    Ghost Black Hole
    didnt read
  12. #72
    I said my eyes are bleeding
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  13. #73
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I said my eyes are bleeding

    You can disable avatars in your settings.
  14. #74
    Archer513 African Astronaut
    D get laid or not? No ones reading that shit!
  15. #75
    Originally posted by -SpectraL You can disable avatars in your settings.

    Oh no the dazza post not the avatar, I just adjusted my eyes refresh rate to match that of ghosts avatar.
  16. #76
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by -SpectraL That didn't scare me.

    I wasn't trying to scare you, I was just being light hearted and quirky, geeeeez...
  17. #77
    What would you do if you were trying to scare him?
  18. #78
    Ghost Black Hole
    plural pride!!! &

  19. #79
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    I met a bunch of ppl locally. I had one relationship with a guy for 6 months & he was like "lol u talk so much shit on the forums, it kinda freaks me out" 😂 Him and my daughter's father low key stalked my posting, that's why I liked my profile to be invisible. I wish we had that option here, I don't like the fact that ppl can look at all ur posts.
  20. #80
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by Archer513 I got lotsa nudes



    I certainly got more nekkid pictures on DH than this place.
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