Police in Bolivar, Missouri search terminal cancer patient's hospital room for weed

1. 2019-03-12 at 8:32 PM UTC

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   OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Are terminal cancer patients exempt from the law or something? Otherwise his condition has zip to do with it…what next "Terminal Cancer patient found not guilty of child rape because he said it eased his pain"?

   
   even if you don't take into account the absurdity of the fact that marijuana is illegal in the first place, its still ridiculous that the police are wasting their time trying to prevent someone who is dying of cancer from using weed. the guy is probably fucked up on like 3 different opiates that are prescribed to him anyway, which im sure you are cool with. also the video never said he was smoking...they just said that someone smelled marijuana. and they never found any anyways.
   
   and raping a child and smoking weed are totally different things. nobody would support allowing cancer patients to rape kids, and to even compare the two is totally insane.
   
   its so simple to deconstruct every one of your opinions into the bullshit its composed of (not because i'm exceptionally intelligent, almost anyone could do it). it makes me curious how it would be to live life like that, just always very self assured in my opinions even if they're totally absurd or contradictory and just pretend like theyre not. it's like a totally different mental structure. anyways *takes another dab*
2. 2019-03-12 at 8:47 PM UTC

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   Soyboy V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed African Astronaut [my no haunted nonbeing]
   "Here's a citation, pay it within 90 days".
3. 2019-03-13 at 1:18 AM UTC

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   We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut

   Originally posted by -SpectraL I find the only downside to cannabis is the smell. Personally, I love the smell, but 90%+ of the people out there hate the smell. It gets on your clothes, too, so it's not like you can just wash your hands and face with the nice pink soap and walk away happy. It would be great if someone invented a device that you could capture all the smoke into a pressurized container, which you could then release when no one was around.

   
   I purposely blow the smoke into my clothes.
   
   

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It's ok, it's quite legal to lance your own boils.

   
   I met two of those "Anonymous" guys that did this. Actually one of them had an infected boil on his armpit and the other one cut it open with a pocket knife, all this material came out..... Neither of them even hesitated at all in doing this. But the guy who cut it open, didn't wash his knife afterwards, and I tried to use it and found some of the stuff dried and crusted on the blade....The guy healed up after the surgery though.
4. 2019-03-13 at 12:28 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by We'reAllBrownNosers I purposely blow the smoke into my clothes.
   
   
   
   I met two of those "Anonymous" guys that did this. Actually one of them had an infected boil on his armpit and the other one cut it open with a pocket knife, all this material came out….. Neither of them even hesitated at all in doing this. But the guy who cut it open, didn't wash his knife afterwards, and I tried to use it and found some of the stuff dried and crusted on the blade….The guy healed up after the surgery though.

   
   Something to think about next time you order whipped cream on your latte
   
   
5. 2019-03-13 at 1:02 PM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   trooled u
6. 2019-03-14 at 4:41 PM UTC

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   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

   Originally posted by -SpectraL Somebody should invent a device that you can smoke a joint through it and the smoke comes out smelling like air freshener.

   
   It's called a paper towel roll stuffed with dryer sheets
7. 2019-03-14 at 8 PM UTC

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   We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut

   The sploof works on the same principle only with smell instead of hearing. Instead of simply releasing the smoke from your joint or bong into the air, you’re going to exhale through the sploof. Inside the sploof, the smoke passes through a enhancementing agent (we’ll get to that shortly) where it loses its tell-tale odor.
   
   It sounds like high science, but don’t worry, the sploof is nowhere near as complicated or high-tech as your car’s muffler. We’ll show you just how low-tech a sploof can actually get in a section below.
   
   But first, it would behoove us to talk about the etymology of the word sploof (that’s where the word came from for those of you tripping balls right now).

   
   
   I used a device roughly the size of a vape pen, blew some high quality strong smelling weed smoke into it, and you really couldn't smell the smoke at all after that. It worked quite well. Not sure who it was that had this device. Someone I smoked with at some point. The hardcore stoners in the art scene have all kinds of interesting tricks for stuff like this.