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  1. Octavian motherfucker
    My dealer said he had girl scout cookies. I thought that was the most nonciest name anyone could have for weed.
  2. Originally posted by mmQ go to bed. what;s the name of your weed is it stupid ? *magic star* *seven girls scouts*


    did you hear about the new shit where they want to allow girls to join the BOY SCOUTS? i had a real hard discussion with my friend avout rhat yesterday. its dumb as fuck but who knows. let girls be boy scouts. whatevcer.

    But boys not allowed to join Girl Scouts though.

    Also, the Girl Scouts are now suing the Boy Scouts for letting girls join them.

    Swear to fuck the feminists want every damn thing
  3. Only faggots join the scouts anyway.
  4. CandyRein Black Hole
    *Meditates*
  5. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Still better than most days, although tbh this Malice shit put a serious fucking damper on my week. That and my step-grandpa dying. And finding out that all the friends I can't get ahold of are in jail awaiting trial on serious charges.
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  6. Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by CASPER Still better than most days, although tbh this Malice shit put a serious fucking damper on my week

    I could tell last night as soon as you found the report.

    That and my step-grandpa dying.

    I’m sorry dude.

    And finding out that all the friends I can't get ahold of are in jail awaiting trial on serious charges.

    I can see how that can make you feel bad for your dudes. But, I can also see how that can make you feel really good!
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  7. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by CASPER Still better than most days, although tbh this Malice shit put a serious fucking damper on my week. That and my step-grandpa dying. And finding out that all the friends I can't get ahold of are in jail awaiting trial on serious charges.

    Sorry to hear about your loss, and as for your friends; that was their life choices. In all honesty you sound like a nice guy, you show that in your posts and the empathy you have for a fellow faggit' speaks volumes. Choose life and deviate from the path that you were once use to, take one that will give you the happiness you deserve.
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  8. Originally posted by Octavian Sorry to hear about your loss, and as for your friends; that was their life choices. In all honesty you sound like a nice guy, you show that in your posts and the empathy you have for a fellow faggit' speaks volumes. Choose life and deviate from the path that you were once use to, take one that will give you the happiness you deserve.

    Why does he automatically deserve happiness? Maybe he’s a fuckin terrible person, u don’t know
  9. tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    I have a tummyache
  10. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Methuselah Why does he automatically deserve happiness? Maybe he’s a fuckin terrible person, u don’t know

    We all do, even you.
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  11. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Methuselah Why does he automatically deserve happiness? Maybe he’s a fuckin terrible person, u don’t know

    True dat. I could be a good actor. Actually, tbh I'd be a pretty fantastic actor.

    That said, if you were going through some shit, I'd still be a fag and give a shit, because if you're here, we probably share at least a few things in common.

    That's not to say I'm "going through some shit". The thing with the friends is just kind of strange. I'd like to think that they're all just low IQ junkies and that I was just better at doing what I did, but the truth is a lot of it is luck, and we rarely stop to think about the major life changing implications of some of our small, every day choices.

    As for malice and my step- grandpa, Dennis...I guess they tie together in my head. I just found out they're not going to have a service for Dennis either. He was always such a fucking stand up guy. I found a letter ina box of stuff that I should try to copy here if I can. Basically, he wrote a hand written note to my mom when she was 25 or so, essentially asking permission to marry my grandma. He explained that he wasn't the reason that my grandma and grandpa broke up, but that he'd grown up with my grandma, and loved her since he was 20. He wanted to spend what time they had left together, and he wanted to make sure that my mom knew he cared for all of them.

    I mean who does that anymore?

    The man had scars on his fingertips from picking cotton in Corpus Christi since he was 7. Whenever someone in the community got sick, or wasn't doing well, he'd drive them to chemo or take them to lunch. I wasn't even his blood relative, but he sent me money for my good report cards, and sent me cassettes of him reading books on tape, since we were so far apart across the county. Used to take me golfing with all the old guys when I'd go visit. The Bandits they were called - a bunch of old boys and veterans. He'd let me drive the golf cart...taught me to stand still and throw corn to feed the deer. The old guys would drink beer and pee along the cart path, scare off the lady golfers. Lol.

    He was just an all around good man. And he walked two miles every day. And then he had a stroke and was bed ridden. And then my grandma lost her mind to dementia and started yelling at him and mistreating him. And now he's dead. And I didn't get to visit for the last 15 years. And how they're not even going to have a fucking memorial service, while all his blood relatives fight over his bonds and inheritance.

    It just doesn't seem right for anyone to put in that much time and energy, and for there to be nothing left.
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  12. Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    ayipskippi
  13. Octavian motherfucker
    This sounds an awful lot like Malice:

    https://www.reddit.com/r/aspergers/comments/8mcihk/did_anyone_else_have_the_potential_to_be_very/
  14. Originally posted by CandyRein

    why keep changing avatars but only show a blury low res version of yourself ?

    come, show yourself in full res.
  15. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny why keep changing avatars but only show a blury low res version of yourself ?

    come, show yourself in full res.

    The resolution doesn't matter Benster with your slitty Asian eyes anyway.
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  16. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson The resolution doesn't matter Benster with your slitty Asian eyes anyway.

    asian eyes are more sensitive than cockasian eyes.
  17. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny asian eyes are more sensitive than cockasian eyes.

    I bet you'd like to lick my eyelids you filthy man.
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  18. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Octavian This sounds an awful lot like Malice:

    https://www.reddit.com/r/aspergers/comments/8mcihk/did_anyone_else_have_the_potential_to_be_very/

    That's absolutely him. And it's no coincidence that he responded in his own thread (Neo-Schopenhauerian was the name I was remembering)
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  19. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny why keep changing avatars but only show a blury low res version of yourself ?

    come, show yourself in full res.

    The pixels are 75x75 how much res can it have .. but I see it fine
    I think you need an optometrist
    How much more you want to see Benny.. an X-Ray 🤨😋
  20. Octavian motherfucker
    Marry me.
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