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hey friends, im ready tro kill myself

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    i e been waitng a long time, and its nice and ripe at this early time of hte mnorning. i keep putting it off. i keep looking for reason no to, but alas .


    and so it is said, and so it shall it be done.


    i dont want anyone to reply to this thread unless encouragement or thankses.


    I am doing it. right now. k


    love you and farewell
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    Who African Astronaut [that staidly controlling tamarillo]
    Game of Thrones is just weeks away
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    Technologist victim of incest
    Fuck you Mq😡
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    take me with you faggot
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    Technologist victim of incest
    Aldra,
    You and Mq aren’t going anywhere. I’ll come through this screen and beat you both!
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Technologist Aldra,
    You and Mq aren’t going anywhere. I’ll come through this screen and beat you both!

    you need a penis to break a gay suicide pact
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    Technologist victim of incest
    Will a strap on work?
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    DAMNIT Y U HAVE TO DO THIS RIGHT NOW...

    I want to type out a personalized response to truly motivate you to overcome whatever transient/impermanent issue is plaguing you right now, but I'm all kinds of fucked up on dozens of chemicals so I can't do it right.

    All I can say at the moment is...

    DON'T. FUCKING. DO IT.

    If anything, at least give me a chance to sober up and I can help you.

    There's literally always a solution to any problem.

    I personally called every single intergalactic bus station and issued a code red.

    No buses means no death.

    You literally, physically, cannot board any bus, since they aren't running right now.

    Give it some time.

    I'll be back tomorrow morning with a clear head and I'll drop wisdom bombs that can fix anything. It's what I do.

    Hang in there.
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Ive been told to keep my posts to myself on this situation
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    Schplew Houston
    do a flip
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Schplew do a flip

    Or a barrel roll.
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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Bye.
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    Can I have your stuff?
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    Octavian motherfucker
    Nike always tells us to "Just do it".

    Be like Nike.
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    fart
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    Originally posted by Octavian Nike always tells us to "Just do it".

    Be like Nike.

    Pretty sure Nike are referring to rape not suicide when they say that.
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    Bologna Nacho African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Pretty sure Nike are referring to rape not suicide when they say that.

    Pretty sure they didn't say play basketball and blow out a knee while wearing our shoe.
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    Originally posted by Bologna Nacho Pretty sure they didn't say play basketball and blow out a knee while wearing our shoe.

    The shoe was sabotaged.
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    Bologna Nacho African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson The shoe was sabotaged.

    Someone just did it?
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    lol
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