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hey friends, im ready tro kill myself
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2019-03-12 at 7:55 PM UTCSuicide thread devolved (evolved?) into dick pic requests.
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2019-03-12 at 7:56 PM UTCUmm...no not requests.
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2019-03-12 at 7:56 PM UTCYour plan all along.
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2019-03-12 at 7:56 PM UTCOh he's better now?
Okay I'll save it for a special occasion then. -
2019-03-12 at 7:57 PM UTC
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2019-03-12 at 7:59 PM UTC
Originally posted by tee hee hee You're a suicide survivor we should have a Q&A with you about this and that…
Q1. How does it feel to be alive after you could have been dead?
Q2. What are your short-term prospects?
Q3. Does your family have a life insurance policy on you?
Q4. What's the longest it's ever been for you between suicide episodes?
Q5. What exactly did you wear the last time you attempted suicide? -
2019-03-12 at 8:05 PM UTC
Originally posted by -SpectraL Q1. How does it feel to be alive after you could have been dead?
Q2. What are your short-term prospects?
Q3. Does your family have a life insurance policy on you?
Q4. What's the longest it's ever been for you between suicide episodes?
Q5. What exactly did you wear the last time you attempted suicide?
1. Same as it did before.
2. Finish smoking my cigarette and making this post.
3. No.
4. 34 years. I had an episode the day I was born. Long story.
5. I've never attempted suicide, to be Frank. -
2019-03-12 at 8:08 PM UTCI attempted suicide once when i was 10. I ate a bunch of asprin and ibuprofen.. whimpy wimpy whimpers...
all the other times I masturbated were completely on accident though.
but mq... if you were to actually want to kill urself how would you do it, chicken? -
2019-03-12 at 8:10 PM UTC
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2019-03-12 at 8:12 PM UTCif we ever meet you should probably be prepared to get 2 ass whippins before we get high and one more just after we get high so you dont forget the first twoThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-03-12 at 8:21 PM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby I attempted suicide once when i was 10. I ate a bunch of asprin and ibuprofen.. whimpy wimpy whimpers…
all the other times I masturbated were completely on accident though.
but mq… if you were to actually want to kill urself how would you do it, chicken?
Probably broil myself to death in my oven. That's kinda my fetish anyway.
That's just fantasy though.
This might be a trick question to see how serious I am because I am realizing right now that I dont have an honest answer for you because I've never legitimately considered how I would actually do it if I did it. I mean to say, i dont have a go-to answer for that because I've never decided.
Despite my oven fantasy, I know I wouldn't want to do it in an any fashion that mutilated or disfigured me. I want to look as nice (relatively speaking) as possible for any funeral I might have. I should probably think of my wardrobe and funeral songs now that you mention it. Actually I already know I'm gonna end up having like a 3 hour playlist of the saddest emotional songs ever and have the doors locked from the outside so nobody can leave. Maybe I'll have someone burn the place down with everyone in it. I like fire and heat.
Really I'd probably just go the pill route. 9000 lunestas. -
2019-03-12 at 8:24 PM UTC
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2019-03-12 at 8:24 PM UTC
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2019-03-12 at 11:22 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ Probably broil myself to death in my oven. That's kinda my fetish anyway.
That's just fantasy though.
This might be a trick question to see how serious I am because I am realizing right now that I dont have an honest answer for you because I've never legitimately considered how I would actually do it if I did it. I mean to say, i dont have a go-to answer for that because I've never decided.
Despite my oven fantasy, I know I wouldn't want to do it in an any fashion that mutilated or disfigured me. I want to look as nice (relatively speaking) as possible for any funeral I might have. I should probably think of my wardrobe and funeral songs now that you mention it. Actually I already know I'm gonna end up having like a 3 hour playlist of the saddest emotional songs ever and have the doors locked from the outside so nobody can leave. Maybe I'll have someone burn the place down with everyone in it. I like fire and heat.
Really I'd probably just go the pill route. 9000 lunestas.
seems like a pretty shitty way to die mate... prolly just throw it up all and go into some kinda weird throw upy seizure kinda thing w first responders cramming tubes up ur noze. thats why i asked because if you do something like this you better do it right.
if it was me i'd prolly do a bunch of herion and then scream EEEE EEEEEEEEE! and then blow my brains out, but i don't have a gun, i only a slingshot...=(
