AngryOnion
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One day I was burning brush in the back yard and the wind shifted and the flames hit me in the face. Basically it set my whole face on fire because at the time I had a beard so long I could wrap the ends of it around my ears. I come running down the hill screaming trying to put my face out, my wife see's me and laughs so hard she pissed her pants. She said she was sorry but it was the funniest thing she ever saw.That should have tipped me off that there was a problem with our relationship.
Originally posted by AngryOnion
One day I was burning brush in the back yard and the wind shifted and the flames hit me in the face. Basically it set my whole face on fire because at the time I had a beard so long I could wrap the ends of it around my ears. I come running down the hill screaming trying to put my face out, my wife see's me and laughs so hard she pissed her pants. She said she was sorry but it was the funniest thing she ever saw.That should have tipped me off that there was a problem with our relationship.
She should have pissed on your face, that would be a riot.
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