Dropped a joint in my belly button

1. 2019-03-12 at 1:06 AM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   EEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! burned like a mother fucker!
   
   and also my left ear is blue, like i got punched or something, but i don't remember that happening. EEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
   
   
2. 2019-03-12 at 1:07 AM UTC

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   Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
   Dumbass.
3. 2019-03-12 at 1:14 AM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by Erekshun Dumbass.

   
   wow like you've never been accident prone at any point in your life. Please die?
4. 2019-03-12 at 1:15 AM UTC

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   Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
   I burned my eyebrows once. Happy? I was a dumbass tto.
5. 2019-03-12 at 1:18 AM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by Erekshun I burned my eyebrows once. Happy? I was a dumbass tto.

   
   No im not happy, yet.. how did you do that?
6. 2019-03-12 at 1:24 AM UTC

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   Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
   I cut a bunch of match heads off and made a softball sized ball with aluminum and was too close when I lit it off.
7. 2019-03-12 at 1:30 AM UTC

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   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   One day I was burning brush in the back yard and the wind shifted and the flames hit me in the face.
   Basically it set my whole face on fire because at the time I had a beard so long I could wrap the ends of it around my ears.
   I come running down the hill screaming trying to put my face out, my wife see's me and laughs so hard she pissed her pants.
   She said she was sorry but it was the funniest thing she ever saw.That should have tipped me off that there was a problem with our relationship.
8. 2019-03-12 at 1:32 AM UTC

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   Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by AngryOnion One day I was burning brush in the back yard and the wind shifted and the flames hit me in the face.
   Basically it set my whole face on fire because at the time I had a beard so long I could wrap the ends of it around my ears.
   I come running down the hill screaming trying to put my face out, my wife see's me and laughs so hard she pissed her pants.
   She said she was sorry but it was the funniest thing she ever saw.That should have tipped me off that there was a problem with our relationship.

   
   She should have pissed on your face, that would be a riot.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • AngryOnion
9. 2019-03-12 at 2:13 AM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   WOMEN ARE THE DEVIL!
10. 2019-03-12 at 2:14 AM UTC

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    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    They still piss though..
11. 2019-03-12 at 2:17 AM UTC

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    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

    Originally posted by Erekshun She should have pissed on your face, that would be a riot.

    
    Ya nothing like getting pissed on to understand your place in the relationship.
12. 2019-03-12 at 2:20 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by AngryOnion Ya nothing like getting pissed on to understand your place in the relationship.

    
    You really have a shit run of it. You’re a good poster and I always feel for you.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • AngryOnion
13. 2019-03-12 at 2:24 AM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by -mal- You really have a shit run of it. You’re a good poster and I always feel for you.

    
    hey sweet cheeks want to have another run of the good ol in and out, chicken? I want to feel you.