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I bet none of you have ever even been outside of the US
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2019-03-10 at 9:18 PM UTC
Originally posted by Michael Myers Actually, I have been out of the US! My whole life, actually, and I'm hoping it stays that way. I live in Europe, but I have been to Eurasia and Asia myself.
If you live in Europe you live in Eurasia nigga. There are only 6 geological continents. Europe/Asia is purely a political line. -
2019-03-10 at 9:19 PM UTC
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2019-03-10 at 9:20 PM UTC
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2019-03-11 at 6:18 PM UTC
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2019-03-11 at 6:29 PM UTC99.9% of my life spent outside of USA, mister!
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2019-03-11 at 6:32 PM UTC
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2019-03-11 at 6:33 PM UTC
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2019-03-12 at 4:48 AM UTC
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2019-03-12 at 5:02 AM UTChave too
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2019-03-12 at 5:08 AM UTCI’ve been to 4 other continents.
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2019-03-12 at 8:13 AM UTCyeah but have you sailed the 7 seas?
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2019-03-12 at 8:22 AM UTChalf you faggots have said you went to california to DISNEY LAND
disney WORLD is where it's at. -
2019-03-12 at 8:26 AM UTCcallin me a faggit
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2019-03-12 at 8:29 AM UTC
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2019-03-12 at 12:44 PM UTC
Originally posted by Grylls Why haven’t you?
Pussies
I didn't come here till I was 29, I was last out of it in October when I went to visit my dear family in the old country. I brought TG tips tea, HP sauce, weetabix and other sundry items back with me.
A few years ago I had 3 Christmas Puddings in my luggage (google it if you don't know what it is)..they were round and wrapped in foil and close together in the case, when they xrayed the case they said it looked suspicious...like a bomb but of course they didn't say the word bomb.
They sent me to another place in the airport to inspect my Christmas puddings. The guy doing the inspection seemed more interested in my explaining what a Christmas pudding was rather than the actual risk of them being bombs. -
2019-03-12 at 12:59 PM UTCyes because you cant buy any of those things in america?
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2019-03-12 at 1:01 PM UTC
Originally posted by Grylls yes because you cant buy any of those things in america?
Hard to find and when you do they are 4 or 5 times as expensive and not as tasty.
Fiesta here in Texas SOMETIMES have tiny ones at Christmas for like $16...4oz ones...you can get a 1kg (2.2lb) one in England for like $5. -
2019-03-12 at 1:07 PM UTCIn 5 days It will be my 22nd anniversary of living in America.
On 17th of March every year I take a moment to think about my old life and how things would have been different if I'd just stayed in bed that day instead of going to the airport. -
2019-03-12 at 1:10 PM UTCwhy did you end up going to america
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2019-03-12 at 1:18 PM UTC
Originally posted by Grylls why did you end up going to america
Well (Long version)
It all began in the spring of 1995...I was in London on business (re: fucking around for a few days) , I entered into one of those fake Irish bars that are so prevalent in London (for the American tourists) to enjoy an evening beer or three and there sat at the bar was a stereotypical blonde American lovely who was on further interrogation found to be on a 3 month backpacking tour of Europe.
She ensnared me with her breasts, legs and southern drawl and I ensnared her with my tall dark handsomeness and obvious high intellect, humor and communication skills.
2 yrs later I found myself at the airport with 2 suitcases and a one way ticket to the land of opportunity.
Well (short version)
A bitch dragged me here.
