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I bet none of you have ever even been outside of the US

  1. #1
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Why haven’t you?

    Pussies
  2. #2
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    So basically anywhere other than T?
  3. #3
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Ur mother a savage that's why
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I've been outside the US for 34 years.
  5. #5
    Soyboy V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed African Astronaut [my no haunted nonbeing]
    Originally posted by gadzooks I've been outside the US for 34 years.

    Aren't you allowed in?
  6. #6
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    please acknowledge my "joke" I ask kindly
  7. #7
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed Aren't you allowed in?

    Actually, kind of a "funny" story...

    Although I have been to the US as a kid a few times (Disneyland a couple times way back when), and I actually walked across the border one night with a friend into Washington state to get liquor after hours, chugged the 6 pack of tall boys, then walked back (it was actually quite a hassle getting back).

    I haven't been to the US in over a decade now, and there's a slight possibility I wouldn't be able to cross.

    It's kind of a silly/stupid technicality.

    About 5 years ago, I threatened to kill myself, and my sister called 911. A cop car came and they tazed me (I was holding a knife), and they cuffed me and dragged me in and put me on an involuntary hold. No criminal charges were filed, and I was released about a week later.

    BUT, my psychiatrist said that another patient of his went through pretty much the exact same thing, and she was denied access to the US for having a "police record."
  8. #8
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Not one of you faggots can actually prove me wrong
  9. #9
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Grylls Not one of you faggots can actually prove me wrong

    How, exactly, would one prove such a thing?

    Do you need 1,000 petabytes of timestamped photos depicting each and every one of our geographical locations at any given moment?
  10. #10
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    yes
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    WellHung Black Hole
    I've been to Mexico and Canada.
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    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Ur mother a savage that's why

    πŸ€£πŸ˜‚
  13. #13
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by WellHung πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

    come at me sombitch
  14. #14
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Grylls yes

    k. uploading now.
  15. #15
    Octavian motherfucker
    Grylls you can come with me to Lindisfarne and learn about the the first Viking invasion, soak up some scenery.

    Forget the country, we would actually be leaving our counties.
  16. #16
    WellHung Black Hole
    Octavian was one of the Good Emperors
  17. #17
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Octavian Grylls you can come with me to Lindisfarne and learn about the the first Viking invasion, soak up some scenery.

    Forget the country, we would actually be leaving our counties.

    Is that the ~800 AD Viking invasions on the North side of the British Isles?
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I went and looked across the river at Canada and I went down to look at Mexico one time but I didnt cross no lines
  19. #19
    WellHung Black Hole
    Grylls I heard that you live in Belgium...πŸ‘
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    😧
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