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What would you do if you woke up tomorrow as the opposite gender?

  1. #81
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    back n the day 37 cents could get 2 candy bars dude
  2. #82
    Krow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Tell us how u got manhandled up by a couple girls pussy

    That's Hawt!
  3. #83
    Krow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by POLECAT back n the day 37 cents could get 2 candy bars dude

    That's Awesome
  4. #84
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Michael Myers I would not know.

    Do you think you would remain a Muslim if you became a woman? Do you feel that Islam treats women as inferior at all?
  5. #85
    HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by GGG Do you think you would remain a Muslim if you became a woman? Do you feel that Islam treats women as inferior at all?

    This actually reminded me, if I became a cis female I'd probably consider joining a religion (possibly Sunni Islam). I'm kind of forbidden from most of the religions I'm interested in at this point, which is shitty.
  6. #86
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by HTS This actually reminded me, if I became a cis female I'd probably consider joining a religion (possibly Sunni Islam). I'm kind of forbidden from most of the religions I'm interested in at this point, which is shitty.

    Why does this make so much sense
  7. #87
    HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by GGG Why does this make so much sense

    Because I am pure and innocent and chaste and have a beard like a good Muslim woman.

    (Or because you know I'm a fucked up submissive weirdo and I crave the dominance a good Muslim man would be obliged to provide.)
  8. #88
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by HTS I'm a fucked up submissive weirdo and I crave the dominance a good Muslim man would be obliged to provide.

    Ah! Yeah that's it.

    Wait do you have a beard now
  9. #89
    Krow African Astronaut
    It's weird. 40 years ago, if a Teacher turned heads everywhere she went and young men fantasising? this was "Normal" and Rock songs were made about it (Van Halen.. Sit Down Waldo)

    but it really is pedophilia or statutory rape. confusing the fuk out of the boy. it's worst if it's a man. men penetrate but women can get a boy natural erected with their hormones starting.. then just jump on them. it's kind of reverse penetration rape?

    it seems like there is a pandemic of this behavior by very attractive 20-30 year old teachers doing this. many blonde and look like they could be on beauty magazines. going after 13-14 year old kids.

    if these were shootings, they would be called "Copy Cat Crimes' but it's more of a bizarre epidemic.

    it's really fucked up thinking about it now.
  10. #90
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by HTS have a beard like a good Muslim woman.

  11. #91
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Krow It's weird. 40 years ago, if a Teacher turned heads everywhere she went and young men fantasising? this was "Normal" and Rock songs were made about it (Van Halen.. Sit Down Waldo)

    but it really is pedophilia or statutory rape. confusing the fuk out of the boy. it's worst if it's a man. men penetrate but women can get a boy natural erected with their hormones starting.. then just jump on them. it's kind of reverse penetration rape?

    it seems like there is a pandemic of this behavior by very attractive 20-30 year old teachers doing this. many blonde and look like they could be on beauty magazines. going after 13-14 year old kids.

    if these were shootings, they would be called "Copy Cat Crimes' but it's more of a bizarre epidemic.

    it's really fucked up thinking about it now.


    You barely even have to get a kid aroused. 13 year olds get boners at the slightest gust of wind.

    Why anybody would want to fuck someone that age is beyond me. Even if they look mature and it's somehow legal, they're still mentally 13. Do you really want to deal with 13 year olds. They're so annoying.
  12. #92
    Krow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by GGG You barely even have to get a kid aroused. 13 year olds get boners at the slightest gust of wind.

    Why anybody would want to fuck someone that age is beyond me. Even if they look mature and it's somehow legal, they're still mentally 13. Do you really want to deal with 13 year olds. They're so annoying.

    I agree for that and that they're not fully developed and how much mental stress you put on them. But the post was being how Ironic (if thats the proper word to chose) that what was common fantasy for young men throughout time, of falling in love with teacher in the 1800s early 1900s and bringing and apple to the sexual revolutio of the 60s and 70s with the teachers kind of dressing in fashion showing a bit of more legs than kids were used to seeing. and being really hawt cause she's wearing makeup. today this is restricted and you would be chastised for doing so. but in the 70s.. no one thought much about it in most schools.

    thats kind of the Van Halen joke of "Sit down waldo-Hawt for teacher" it was just a great song and sung about a very common and humorous thing. no one expected it to happen. that's the funny part. "What if" and then it becomes a fucking epidemic. and the teachers aren;t looking like most of my teachers (old.. hairy mole on face) but rather like in the music video.

  13. #93
    playingindirt Tuskegee Airman [nevermore overpopulate your whitweek]
    Originally posted by POLECAT back n the day 37 cents could get 2 candy bars dude

    I remember cigarettes being less than 75 cents a pack. everybody was outraged when they went up to a dollar a pack. 😆
  14. #94
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    I remember selling cigarettes for a quarter a pack back in the little gas station I worked at.

    I also pumped gas for 19.9 cents/gallon.
  15. #95
    🐿 African Astronaut
    Lick pussy all day.
  16. #96
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by 🐿 Lick pussy all day.

    Switching genders would probably make you some sort of sex god. You'd know all the tricks, exactly how they feel.
  17. #97
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by 🐿 Lick pussy all day.

    What's stopping you now?
  18. #98
    Krow African Astronaut
    this is where you insert photo of gender exchange surgery.
  19. #99
    🐿 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by GGG Switching genders would probably make you some sort of sex god. You'd know all the tricks, exactly how they feel.

    Pussy every where be craving my mouth.
  20. blackbird Tuskegee Airman
    I guess I’d be happy that I’d actually be able to enjoy testosterone.
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