I'm going to get my oil changed and new windshield wipers installed on March 29th...

1. 2019-03-09 at 8:35 PM UTC

   #41
   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by Grylls you people sound poor

   
   🤣😂😃
2. 2019-03-09 at 9:38 PM UTC

   #42
   

   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit

   Originally posted by Krow Wait, what?
   
   Every year you have to have a state inspection on your wipers? In Cali you have to get a smog only and that's every 2 years.

   
   
   In Missouri, you need to get a vehicle inspection (safety and emissions) at least every two years to renew your license plates.
3. 2019-03-09 at 9:40 PM UTC

   #43
   

   Technologist victim of incest
   Ohio doesn’t do inspections at all!
4. 2019-03-09 at 9:44 PM UTC

   #44
   Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
   We used to have vehicle safety inspections (no smog) yearly but the state wouldn't allow charging more than $20. The stations threw a fit because they were losing money. The state got rid of it but the cops can still cite you for unsafe vehicles.
5. 2019-03-09 at 11:02 PM UTC

   #45
   

   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   VT has inspections every year for your car,, the're assholes about it too. they are passing a new law excluding cars over 15 years old fro the strict measures they impose on the new cars so itl get easier for the old cars soon
6. 2019-03-09 at 11:07 PM UTC

   #46
   

   Krow African Astronaut

   Originally posted by POLECAT VT has inspections every year for your car,, the're assholes about it too. they are passing a new law excluding cars over 15 years old fro the strict measures they impose on the new cars so itl get easier for the old cars soon

   
   Shit, time to buy one of those old Chevy compacts that used to get 40 miles to the gallon.
7. 2019-03-09 at 11:10 PM UTC

   #47
   

   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   actually i'm buying a used toyota Yarus this spring,, the're pretty basic and they get 40 mpg,, i'm drivin a trailblazer that gets 10 right now plus it wants 50 to 200 in repairs every 1000 miles,, its a cunt.
8. 2019-03-09 at 11:15 PM UTC

   #48
   

   Krow African Astronaut

   Originally posted by POLECAT actually i'm buying a used toyota Yarus this spring,, the're pretty basic and they get 40 mpg,, i'm drivin a trailblazer that gets 10 right now plus it wants 50 to 200 in repairs every 1000 miles,, its a cunt.

   
   if I ever get rich'esq
   
   I'm gonna buy a Ford 350 AWD 'used' and beat the shit out of it offroading and camping but make sure it has a protector plate on the transmission parts and a brand new motor placed in it and lift-kit installed with huge monster tires that are street legal.
9. 2019-03-09 at 11:18 PM UTC

   #49
   DontTellEm Black Hole
   No vehicle inspections in florida, just registration.
   I would hate for u fuckheads to search my drivers license info tho... oh wait☺️
10. 2019-03-09 at 11:20 PM UTC

    #50
    

    Krow African Astronaut

    Originally posted by DontTellEm No vehicle inspections in florida, just registration.
    I would hate for u fuckheads to search my drivers license info tho… oh wait☺️

    
    You have none after 5 DWI?
11. 2019-03-09 at 11:22 PM UTC

    #51
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol I never been arrested 😇
12. 2019-03-09 at 11:22 PM UTC

    #52
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    DWI explains a lot.
13. 2019-03-09 at 11:24 PM UTC

    #53
    

    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Ive never been roadside checked for sobriety
14. 2019-03-09 at 11:24 PM UTC

    #54
    

    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    of course by the time they got me pulled over they usually knew I was pretty sober
15. 2019-03-09 at 11:26 PM UTC

    #55
    DontTellEm Black Hole

    Originally posted by Erekshun DWI explains a lot.

    
    I never been arrested, smh the joke was someone sent me my own drivers license photo lol. Ur so smart boner!
16. 2019-03-09 at 11:27 PM UTC

    #56
    

    Krow African Astronaut
    when I was 19-20 I heard this tapping while I was asleep. He kept saying "Come on.. time to wake up" and when I woke up, I was parked in the middle of an intersection going "Why am I here?" it was surreal.
    
    BAC was .34 which was like 4 times the legal amount
    
    or is it 0.34? is it .08 or .008?
17. 2019-03-09 at 11:28 PM UTC

    #57
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by DontTellEm I never been arrested, smh the joke was someone sent me my own drivers license photo lol. Ur so smart boner!

    
    A joke is funny, that don't sound funny.
18. 2019-03-09 at 11:31 PM UTC

    #58
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Ya, it wasn't funny to me either.
19. 2019-03-09 at 11:32 PM UTC

    #59
    

    Technologist victim of incest
    0.40 is just about death for non drinkers.
20. 2019-03-10 at 9:42 AM UTC

    #60
    

    Krow African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Technologist 0.40 is just about death for non drinkers.

    
    they told me I was close to death levels. I was pretty ashamed. I got a second one but I was barely at .05 but I peaked when they did a second one at the station to .08
    
    the lawyer was a nub. 5 times I went to court and I just said to hell with this. The judge said, Next time you don't come prepared he goes to trial. I just took the DUI (DWI In Cali)
    
    kind of dumb of me to do so. 3 DUI is lose your licence forever.. and though the DMV wont print your DUI after 10 years, the Court sees it. they don't care. 3 is "Start taking ubers from now on"