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I'm going to get my oil changed and new windshield wipers installed on March 29th...

  1. #21
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    fucker
  2. #22
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by stl1 Any person who pays someone else to change their wiper blades is a faggot.

    Matt, you can always have the little girl at Auto Zone replace them for you if you purchase a pair from them.

    Go to Hell you mean old bastard.👍
  3. #23
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Watch me screw people over on the History Channel!
  4. #24
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    change that shit yourself pussy
  5. #25
    Technologist victim of incest
    So is this a big event in your life Matt?
  6. #26
    Krow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung Folks, I always like to do this a couple weeks into spring so my wipers start out getting utilized in nice weather, rather than getting warped and corrupted by the sub-freezing temps…👍

    No, the sun will warp them. heat them up i the summer. You do it in the fall. it rains in the fall too.
  7. #27
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    you people sound poor
  8. #28
    Krow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by stl1 Lately, I've been getting all of my wiper blades from Menard's Hardware. Every few months or so they run an ad where you can either get a pair for free or get reimbursed (with in-store credit) for the purchase. I have spares in my garage and always check them before getting a state inspection as, if they can't find anything else wrong with your car, will fail the wiper blades if they show any signs of wear.

    Wait, what?

    Every year you have to have a state inspection on your wipers? In Cali you have to get a smog only and that's every 2 years.
  9. #29
    Krow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Grylls you people sound poor

    then share your money with me.
  10. #30
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Krow then share your money with me.

    i never said i had any
  11. #31
    Krow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Grylls i never said i had any

    I know you do. and you will share.
  12. #32
    I did this today plus checked my tires and a wash. Cleaned my whole house. Bathed the dog. Dropped off bags to goodwill. Ahhhh spring.

    *deep breath*
  13. #33
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by ohfralala I did this today plus checked my tires and a wash. Cleaned my whole house. Bathed the dog. Dropped off bags to goodwill. Ahhhh spring.

    *deep breath*

    did you get a chance to rub one out yet?
  14. #34
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I don't even have my driver's license.
  15. #35
    Krow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Michael Myers I don't even have my driver's license.

    Yet you drive a cab.
  16. #36
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    so is like the 29th when you get your goberment check for being Fat,Dumb and Lazy
  17. #37
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Krow Yet you drive a cab.

    That's pretty racist, Krow.
  18. #38
    Originally posted by Grylls did you get a chance to rub one out yet?

    No :(
  19. #39
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by ohfralala No :(

    be sure to let me know when you do
  20. #40
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Technologist So is this a big event in your life Matt?

    🤣😂😅
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