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  1. #21
    Soyboy V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed African Astronaut [my no haunted nonbeing]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny the reason being it saw you touching the keyboard a lot.

    It has toxoplasmosis that it wants to communicate to a host.

    I wash my hands with bleach every time I touch one of those fuckers.

    https://www.sciencealert.com/mind-altering-cat-parasite-linked-to-schizophrenia-in-largest-study-yet
  2. #22
    🐿 African Astronaut
    Hope it gets shit stains all over your F4 key.
  3. #23
    Krow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed It has toxoplasmosis that it wants to communicate to a host.

    I wash my hands with bleach every time I touch one of those fuckers.

    https://www.sciencealert.com/mind-altering-cat-parasite-linked-to-schizophrenia-in-largest-study-yet

    Cat Scratch Fever?
  4. #24
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny the reason being it saw you touching the keyboard a lot.

    it just want to be touched as much as you have touched the keyboard.

    that keyboard reeks of cheeto dust and dry nut, i had to turn the smell down on my lappy seeing that picture.
  5. #25
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by 🐿 Hope it gets shit stains all over your F4 key.

    im going to get shit stains on my dick and then in your cock sucker when im done with you bitch
  6. #26
    🐿 African Astronaut
    Hardcore
  7. #27
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by 🐿 Hardcore

    post pic guy
  8. #28
    🐿 African Astronaut
    Of my chode?
  9. #29
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by 🐿 Of my chode?

    anything of you
  10. #30
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed It has toxoplasmosis that it wants to communicate to a host.

    I wash my hands with bleach every time I touch one of those fuckers.

    https://www.sciencealert.com/mind-altering-cat-parasite-linked-to-schizophrenia-in-largest-study-yet

    why not just not touch them ?

    or bath them in 50% bleach solution.

    ok now i want to bleach a colored cat and see what happens.
  11. #31
    Krow African Astronaut
    I was gonna post a cat boiled to show what it would look like bleached. but I found this photo of a dog boiled. I can understand you're poor and need to feed your family to survive and eat a domesticated animal. but why would you boil it alive? wouldn't you decapitate it, remove it's guts, skin it and cut the meat up before boiling it? WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?

  12. #32
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed Also loling at the tape over the webcam.

    You telling me you don't have tape over your webcam?

    Also, Yume-chan, your neko just wants to sit there because it's warm. Put him/her on your lap and be cozy with your kitty.
  13. #33
    Krow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sophie You telling me you don't have tape over your webcam?

    Also, Yume-chan, your neko just wants to sit there because it's warm. Put him/her on your lap and be cozy with your kitty.

    they adjust the pixles tones to ultra violate and infrared to see who's in there using different enhancements on their software. and they can hear you.

    all of this spying with cameras is dated. it will simply be reading mind with cell phone software. brain2text technology has been around for a while. eye with camera's has been around for decades. you're put to sleep for something.. being told "I'm only giving you a local not a general.. and then wham.. you wake up with a headache and feeling like you're hungover. in that time, they simply popped youreye out, and stiched in a device the size smaller than a grain of cooscoos.

    pop your eyeball back in.. and let you wake up slowly. they know from exterior cameras what you're staring at but now one by one.. we're all going to have camera's attached .. soon, maybe simply embed it under your skin and sticking out. might look like a mole or freckle.

    Think about this. you will be always wondering who the fuck is reading your mind. do you just say "Fuck it" and think whatever the fuck you want at this point?

    IBM and Fraunhofer
  14. #34
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Dogs are way cooler anyways.
  15. #35
    Originally posted by Sophie Also, Yume-chan, your neko just wants to sit there because it's warm. Put him/her on your lap and be cozy with your kitty.

    no, it just want to be touched.

    like how little girls will get infront of your tv when your watching it and dance whenever they want you to look at them.

    especially after they got new dresses.
  16. #36
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Krow I was gonna post a cat boiled to show what it would look like bleached. but I found this photo of a dog boiled. I can understand you're poor and need to feed your family to survive and eat a domesticated animal. but why would you boil it alive? wouldn't you decapitate it, remove it's guts, skin it and cut the meat up before boiling it? WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?


    The last sentence of your caption explains why... didn't even read your own shit huh?
  17. #37
    Krow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung The last sentence of your caption explains why… didn't even read your own shit huh?

    I didn't "Caption" I aksed a question. I asked a question aided with a remark.

    you mean "What the fuck is this?"
  18. #38
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Actually i hear adrenaline, or stress makes the meat taste bitter.
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