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What would you do if you woke up tomorrow as the opposite gender?

  1. #1
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Notice how you immediately thought about becoming either a man or a woman?
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    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Masturbate

    /thread
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    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    In my kingdom, there will be as many genders as there are genitals and nobody will be fit to conceive.
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Opposite sex or opposite gender?

    Oh shit, my PC-barometer just crashed.
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    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Stay in bed and abuse myself.
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    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by gadzooks Opposite sex or opposite gender?

    Oh shit, my PC-barometer just crashed.

    What the would PC opposite gender be? You wake up as a man but think you're a woman instead?
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by GGG What the would PC opposite gender be? You wake up as a man but think you're a woman instead?

    Im probably way too drugged up right now to figure this all out (its confusing enough as it is)...

    But, i suppose the simplest PC scenario would involve four ppssible wake-up surprises:

    Changing sex:
    Man with penis wakes up as woman with vagina.
    Woman with vagina wakes up as man with penis.

    Changing gender:
    Man with penis wakes up as woman with penis.
    Womam with vagina wakes up as man with vagina.

    Any further permutations are beyond my reach rigut now.

    Just did a big ol bump of dat special K (and chased it with 2mg xanax and a couple ciders).
  8. #8
    Octavian motherfucker
    Get gang raped.
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    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Octavian Get gang raped.

    You know Oct, you don't have to become a woman to live out your wildest fantasies. Make your dreams reality today. Get gang raped.
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by GGG You know Oct, you don't have to become a woman to live out your wildest fantasies. Make your dreams reality today. Get gang raped.

    I read that like a TV commercial.
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    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by GGG You know Oct, you don't have to become a woman to live out your wildest fantasies. Make your dreams reality today. Get gang raped.

    It's what women think about isn't it? I want the full experience.
  12. #12
    🐿 African Astronaut
    Play with my cock all day long.
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  13. #13
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol. @ think about.
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    go see jill
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by 🐿 Play with my cock all day long.

    If youre looking to practice in preparation for when that day comes... I will do the altruistic thing and volunteer mine for you to perfect your technique until then.
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    Soyboy V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed African Astronaut [my no haunted nonbeing]
    Probably find a nice man and destroy his life.
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  17. #17
    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    Probably throw the fuck up..
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    Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed Probably find a nice man and destroy his life.

    Big meanie☹️
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    Soyboy V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed African Astronaut [my no haunted nonbeing]
    Originally posted by Technologist Big meanie☹️

    Why? I've never had my life ruined by a woman. I've never mattered enough.

    Finding a person better than I am and destroying them just seems like a logical thing to do.

    If I can't be on top ruin then why not destroy the lives of those who are?

    Isn't that ultimately why I'm a socialist?
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    HTS highlight reel
    You have made this exact thread before. lol
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