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  1. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Ehhh.... I'll go with the Merry Maid.

    A Chore Boy could maybe come in handy for running errands.

    But I want a Merry Maid to chill around my apartment.

    Will they clean nude?
  2. Technologist victim of incest
    https://www.maxim.com/maxim-man/nude-cleaning-services-2017-1
  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by gadzooks How much does that kinda thing cost?

    Depends on the size of your PAD. Basically like $25-$35 an hour or some such figure.
  4. Originally posted by GGG I can do all of these things.

    Mount Rushmore at noon? I got stood up by mq so I'll be here a while

    That doesn’t surprise me. He thinks he’s a ghost. I’ll be there shortly. DO NOT forget the grapes and stretchy underwear §m£ÂgØL.
  5. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Technologist https://www.maxim.com/maxim-man/nude-cleaning-services-2017-1

    Ehh... Come to think of it, it'd just be way too much of a tease.

    And the distraction would be counter productive.

    I'm in ultra-high productivity mode right now.
  6. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by mmQ Depends on the size of your PAD. Basically like $25-$35 an hour or some such figure.

    I might consider an occasional visit from the dirt fairy.
  7. SHARK Houston
    Faggot.
  8. Originally posted by SHARK Faggot.

    Double faggot.
  9. larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    sacksexuals
  10. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by SHARK Faggot

    Originally posted by SHARK Niggaro

    Originally posted by SHARK Faggot.

    Woah, everyone, check it out... We have a bonafide Rhodes scholar / MENSA member in this thread.

    $20 says this is yet another incarnation of Captain Crunch Falcon
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  11. 🐿 African Astronaut
    I'll see ya on the flip zooks eh?🤠
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  12. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by gadzooks How much does that kinda thing cost?

    Depends on if you want them merry or really merry.
  13. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by 🐿 I'll see ya on the flip zooks eh?🤠

    You betcha.

    I mean, I'll be around, but I'm under self-imposed quarantine.
  14. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by mmQ Or of course you could always order a Chore Boy if you want to mix it up.

    I JUST WANTED MY HOUSE CLEAN WHAT IS THIS
  15. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Depends on if you want them merry or really merry.

    I want them merry, merry, and quite contrary.
  16. SHARK Houston
    Faggot
  17. Technologist victim of incest
    Look who’s back Gad!

    Capt falcon playing a dum dum!
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  18. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Technologist Look who’s back Gad!

    Capt falcon playing a dum dum!

    It's too much.

    Just too much.

    I'm too dissociated right now to even handle it.

    Once the drugs wear off, I will focus my intellect on the sole task of effectively, and once-and-for-all, rebutting the rapier wit I hath been struck with by my ever-so-esteemed opponent.
  19. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    My boy ALTemio, on the other hand, he's a bit rough around the edges but he might just do some damage.
  20. Originally posted by gadzooks My boy ALTemio, on the other hand, he's a bit rough around the edges but he might just do some damage.

    I got you, fam.

    Tag team in.
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