(Respecfully) Fuck this venue

1. 2019-03-07 at 11:58 PM UTC

   #101
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Ehhh.... I'll go with the Merry Maid.
   
   A Chore Boy could maybe come in handy for running errands.
   
   But I want a Merry Maid to chill around my apartment.
   
   Will they clean nude?
2. 2019-03-08 at 12:01 AM UTC

   #102
   

   Technologist victim of incest
   https://www.maxim.com/maxim-man/nude-cleaning-services-2017-1
3. 2019-03-08 at 12:01 AM UTC

   #103
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by gadzooks How much does that kinda thing cost?

   
   Depends on the size of your PAD. Basically like $25-$35 an hour or some such figure.
4. 2019-03-08 at 12:06 AM UTC

   #104
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by GGG I can do all of these things.
   
   Mount Rushmore at noon? I got stood up by mq so I'll be here a while

   
   That doesn’t surprise me. He thinks he’s a ghost. I’ll be there shortly. DO NOT forget the grapes and stretchy underwear §m£ÂgØL.
5. 2019-03-08 at 12:11 AM UTC

   #105
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Technologist https://www.maxim.com/maxim-man/nude-cleaning-services-2017-1

   
   Ehh... Come to think of it, it'd just be way too much of a tease.
   
   And the distraction would be counter productive.
   
   I'm in ultra-high productivity mode right now.
6. 2019-03-08 at 12:11 AM UTC

   #106
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by mmQ Depends on the size of your PAD. Basically like $25-$35 an hour or some such figure.

   
   I might consider an occasional visit from the dirt fairy.
7. 2019-03-08 at 1:20 AM UTC

   #107
   

   SHARK Houston
   Faggot.
8. 2019-03-08 at 1:32 AM UTC

   #108
   you_just_got_called_a_faggot Houston

   Originally posted by SHARK Faggot.

   
   Double faggot.
9. 2019-03-08 at 1:33 AM UTC

   #109
   larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
   sacksexuals
10. 2019-03-08 at 1:42 AM UTC

    #110
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by SHARK Faggot

    
    

    Originally posted by SHARK Niggaro

    
    

    Originally posted by SHARK Faggot.

    
    Woah, everyone, check it out... We have a bonafide Rhodes scholar / MENSA member in this thread.
    
    ^{$20 says this is yet another incarnation of Captain Crunch Falcon…}
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Technologist
11. 2019-03-08 at 2:29 AM UTC

    #111
    🐿 African Astronaut
    I'll see ya on the flip zooks eh?🤠
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    • gadzooks
12. 2019-03-08 at 2:29 AM UTC

    #112
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by gadzooks How much does that kinda thing cost?

    
    Depends on if you want them merry or really merry.
13. 2019-03-08 at 2:37 AM UTC

    #113
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by 🐿 I'll see ya on the flip zooks eh?🤠

    
    You betcha.
    
    I mean, I'll be around, but I'm under self-imposed quarantine.
14. 2019-03-08 at 2:37 AM UTC

    #114
    

    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

    Originally posted by mmQ Or of course you could always order a Chore Boy if you want to mix it up.

    
    I JUST WANTED MY HOUSE CLEAN WHAT IS THIS
15. 2019-03-08 at 2:37 AM UTC

    #115
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Depends on if you want them merry or really merry.

    
    I want them merry, merry, and quite contrary.
16. 2019-03-08 at 11:53 AM UTC

    #116
    

    SHARK Houston
    Faggot
17. 2019-03-08 at 11:57 AM UTC

    #117
    

    Technologist victim of incest
    Look who’s back Gad!
    
    Capt falcon playing a dum dum!
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    • gadzooks
18. 2019-03-08 at 12:16 PM UTC

    #118
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Technologist Look who’s back Gad!
    
    Capt falcon playing a dum dum!

    
    It's too much.
    
    Just too much.
    
    I'm too dissociated right now to even handle it.
    
    Once the drugs wear off, I will focus my intellect on the sole task of effectively, and once-and-for-all, rebutting the rapier wit I hath been struck with by my ever-so-esteemed opponent.
19. 2019-03-08 at 12:17 PM UTC

    #119
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    My boy ALTemio, on the other hand, he's a bit rough around the edges but he might just do some damage.
20. 2019-03-08 at 12:17 PM UTC

    #120
    ALTemio sanchez Houston

    Originally posted by gadzooks My boy ALTemio, on the other hand, he's a bit rough around the edges but he might just do some damage.

    
    I got you, fam.
    
    Tag team in.