FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS

1. 2019-02-26 at 5:44 PM UTC

   #41
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny jams on a donut feels like ky jelly on an asshole.

   
   and ky jelly on a donut?
2. 2019-02-26 at 5:55 PM UTC

   #42
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson and ky jelly on a donut?

   
   james on an asshole. what else.
3. 2019-02-26 at 6:48 PM UTC

   #43
   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
   Vinny whats ur problem?
4. 2019-02-26 at 6:49 PM UTC

   #44
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Sore asshole probably from the rampant dry pounding it gets.
5. 2019-02-26 at 6:51 PM UTC

   #45
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Sore asshole probably from the rampant dry pounding it gets.

   
   Takes one to know one -_-
6. 2019-02-26 at 6:51 PM UTC

   #46
   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Sore asshole probably from the rampant dry pounding it gets.

   
   That doesn't sound like a 1st world prob.
7. 2019-02-26 at 6:54 PM UTC

   #47
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by tee hee hee That doesn't sound like a 1st world prob.

   
   It is, in the 3rd world their willies are so small the condition never happens.
8. 2019-02-26 at 7:03 PM UTC

   #48
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Where's the 2nd world? That's where I belong.
9. 2019-02-26 at 7:30 PM UTC

   #49
   

   Archer513 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ Hey if you're not doing anything later and if you're totally not busy or anything cuz I dont want to interrupt your awesomeness but I mean if you have a few seconds of free time or whatever I'm totally not doing anything and I'd be more than happy to have you swing by in order for me to fucking drag you into my apartment by your face and bind you then make thousands of incisions into your body and pour little dabs of salt into each and every one all the while giving you little kissies on the mouth and batting my lashes at you. Maybe there are some kitties too, kitties that eat your wounds while we both laugh and eat porridge and talk about days of old. That could be an appetizer.

   
   Has that cheesy line ever worked on the ladies?
10. 2019-02-26 at 7:33 PM UTC

    #50
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    No but guys, yes. Big time.
11. 2019-02-27 at 6:52 AM UTC

    #51
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by tee hee hee Vinny whats ur problem?

    
    not being in the first world to have one.
12. 2019-02-27 at 5:19 PM UTC

    #52
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny not being in the first world to have one.

    
    You can come live with me In Houston Texas and be my house boi...you'll be paid in raman and dickings.
13. 2019-02-28 at 4:39 AM UTC

    #53
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You can come live with me In Houston Texas and be my house boi…you'll be paid in raman and dickings.

    
    i bite the receptacle that feeds.
14. 2019-03-21 at 3:07 PM UTC

    #54
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    I literally rushed like a fool yesterday doing all my work bc i thought it was thursday and now ive no work to do but i have to pretend that im busy as fudge bc i dont wanna help the other girls in the office with their work and i feel a bit guilty. But just a bit.
15. 2019-03-21 at 3:08 PM UTC

    #55
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I have some work you can do
    
    *looks down at my penis*
16. 2019-03-21 at 3:09 PM UTC

    #56
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Oh? Yeahhh??
17. 2019-03-21 at 3:10 PM UTC

    #57
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by tee hee hee I literally rushed like a fool yesterday doing all my work bc i thought it was thursday and now ive no work to do but i have to pretend that im busy as fudge bc i dont wanna help the other girls in the office with their work and i feel a bit guilty. But just a bit.

    
    Nothing gayer than bumping your own thread...
18. 2019-03-21 at 3:10 PM UTC

    #58
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Yeah my ball hairs need a trim. I'll do it. It's fine.
19. 2019-03-21 at 3:14 PM UTC

    #59
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Do a before and after comparison.
20. 2019-03-21 at 3:15 PM UTC

    #60
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i bite the receptacle that feeds.

    
    Bump.
    
    
    Vinny's hungry.