FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS

1. 2019-02-25 at 7:45 PM UTC

   #21
   

   Bologna Nacho African Astronaut
   2 days before I will never see my mother in law again and her car breaks down.
2. 2019-02-25 at 9:09 PM UTC

   #22
   Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]

   Originally posted by Rizzo in a box wow you should kill yourself

   
   That’s the only way you’ll ever stand above me.
3. 2019-02-25 at 9:14 PM UTC

   #23
   

   ECAP Tuskegee Airman
   I gots no McProblems
4. 2019-02-25 at 10:25 PM UTC

   #24
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by DontTellEm My daughter put the lint trap into the dryer backwards & now I can't get it out. FML

   
   you better set her straight before she puts on condoms backwards.
5. 2019-02-25 at 10:43 PM UTC

   #25
   larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
   When there's not enough Liya Silver porn
6. 2019-02-25 at 11:37 PM UTC

   #26
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Chipotle huh…you probably got extra salmonella though.

   
   Just gotta toughen up.
   
   
7. 2019-02-25 at 11:48 PM UTC

   #27
   

   Soyboy V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed African Astronaut [my no haunted nonbeing]
   There wasn't enough jam in the jam donuts I just ate.
8. 2019-02-25 at 11:53 PM UTC

   #28
   theshroomguy Houston
   Being out of fucking weed
9. 2019-02-26 at 4:46 PM UTC

   #29
   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
   When you buy a new sunscreen and it stings your skin real bad. 😡
10. 2019-02-26 at 4:47 PM UTC

    #30
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I buy new sunscreen once a summer when I go to Detroit Lakes, MN and it never hurts my skin.
11. 2019-02-26 at 4:48 PM UTC

    #31
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]

    Originally posted by mmQ I buy new sunscreen once a summer when I go to Detroit Lakes, MN and it never hurts my skin.

    
    Ummm you should wear sunscreen 24/7 365 days a yr.
12. 2019-02-26 at 4:50 PM UTC

    #32
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Also you probably have really thick and rough skin...like a peasant.
    
    Me, my skin is lovely and rosey and delicate like the princessiest of princesses.
13. 2019-02-26 at 4:51 PM UTC

    #33
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by tee hee hee Ummm you should wear sunscreen 24/7 365 days a yr.

    
    If by sunscreen you mean your skin, I'd love to. Cmere
14. 2019-02-26 at 4:54 PM UTC

    #34
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]

    Originally posted by mmQ If by sunscreen you mean your skin, I'd love to. Cmere

    
    That's so hot 😍and...serial killerish.
15. 2019-02-26 at 4:55 PM UTC

    #35
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    That literally sums me up minus the hot part. You're on point today heehee
16. 2019-02-26 at 4:58 PM UTC

    #36
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]

    Originally posted by mmQ That literally sums me up minus the hot part. You're on point today heehee

    
    Thnx 😚
17. 2019-02-26 at 5:05 PM UTC

    #37
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by tee hee hee Thnx 😚

    
    Hey if you're not doing anything later and if you're totally not busy or anything cuz I dont want to interrupt your awesomeness but I mean if you have a few seconds of free time or whatever I'm totally not doing anything and I'd be more than happy to have you swing by in order for me to fucking drag you into my apartment by your face and bind you then make thousands of incisions into your body and pour little dabs of salt into each and every one all the while giving you little kissies on the mouth and batting my lashes at you. Maybe there are some kitties too, kitties that eat your wounds while we both laugh and eat porridge and talk about days of old. That could be an appetizer.
18. 2019-02-26 at 5:12 PM UTC

    #38
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    I'll check my schedule and let u know k?
19. 2019-02-26 at 5:32 PM UTC

    #39
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed There wasn't enough jam in the jam donuts I just ate.

    
    jams on a donut feels like ky jelly on an asshole.
20. 2019-02-26 at 5:40 PM UTC

    #40
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by tee hee hee I'll check my schedule and let u know k?

    
    Well?