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1. 2016-11-20 at 12:09 AM UTC

   #1
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   The fuck? African Astronaut? Tuskegee Airman?
   
   Haha. Dork.
2. 2016-11-20 at 12:14 AM UTC

   #2
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   I was displeased with the alternatives offered. There are currently 7 titles, I'll add more if they're amusing and fit the theme
3. 2016-11-20 at 12:20 AM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Can't we all just have custom titles so nobody bitches and complains
4. 2016-11-20 at 12:30 AM UTC

   #4
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Mind telling us what the 7 titles are and their respective post counts?
5. 2016-11-20 at 12:46 AM UTC

   #5
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   They are:
   
   (15000, 'Black Hole'),
   (10000, 'Dark Matter'),
   (5000, 'Space Nigga'),
   (1000, 'African Astronaut'),
   (500, 'Tuskegee Airman'),
   (100, 'Houston'),
   (0, 'Yung Blood')
   
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6. 2016-11-20 at 12:49 AM UTC

   #6
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   The elusive Black Hole title is going to require a large step up in shitposting. Sorry in advance everyone.
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7. 2016-11-20 at 12:54 AM UTC

   #7
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   Space Nigga Master Race.
8. 2016-11-20 at 1:01 AM UTC

   #8
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I wonder what happened to Pickwick. Do you think he ever lived down his IRL rep of huffing shit
   
9. 2016-11-20 at 1:11 AM UTC

   #9
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   Sophie@ubuntu:~$ python 8ball.py
   Ask the magic Python 8 ball anything!: Did pickwick live down his IRL shit huffing rep?
   
   My reply is no
   
   
   
   
   Welp, my 8 ball says no.
10. 2016-11-20 at 1:16 AM UTC

    #10
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    As bad as our parents feel about us, at least they never had to look at pictures of us huffing shit
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    • Number13, 
    • aldra, 
    • bling bling, 
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11. 2016-11-20 at 2:06 AM UTC

    #11
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage

    Originally posted by reject As bad as our parents feel about us, at least they never had to look at pictures of us huffing shit

    
    I'm going to say this next time my mom gives me shit about something
    
    "yeah mom, maybe I don't own a suit, but at least I've never huffed human shit to get high"
12. 2016-11-20 at 2:13 AM UTC

    #12
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by Lanny I'm going to say this next time my mom gives me shit about something
    
    "yeah mom, maybe I don't own a suit, but at least I've never huffed human shit to get high"

    
    If you really don't own a suit, you should go out and buy a nice one. It's cool to wear a nice suit to some function, i think you'll like it. Also bitches love it for some reason. Probably because it makes you look rich and powerful. I happen to have a sterling silver tie pin, and i wear a silver watch and seal ring as well. Basically i look like a bauce in a suit.
13. 2016-11-20 at 2:45 AM UTC

    #13
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage

    Originally posted by Sophie If you really don't own a suit, you should go out and buy a nice one. It's cool to wear a nice suit to some function, i think you'll like it. Also bitches love it for some reason. Probably because it makes you look rich and powerful. I happen to have a sterling silver tie pin, and i wear a silver watch and seal ring as well. Basically i look like a bauce in a suit.

    
    I don't deny, some guys look really good in a suit. I don't fall into that group though. Not sure what it is, I look like too much of a baby to pull off the bondian sort of looks-good-in-a-suit and my hair is always too shaggy to work in the Ryan Gosling kind of way. I don't know, I just can't seem to make it work. But that's alright since I've made it 23 years without needing to wear a suit, I'm sure I can get by.
14. 2016-11-20 at 2:50 AM UTC

    #14
    

    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    These are pretty good, shame I don't post enough to reach any of those high ones, I had like 500 posts on zok I think.
15. 2016-11-20 at 4:24 AM UTC

    #15
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    they are better than what we had!
16. 2016-11-20 at 12:47 PM UTC

    #16
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Dark hole sounds naughty
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17. 2016-12-02 at 11:02 PM UTC

    #17
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I want to join the Black Hole.
18. 2016-12-02 at 11:46 PM UTC

    #18
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Test.
19. 2016-12-02 at 11:47 PM UTC

    #19
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    11.000 more posts. Pffttt.... EASY.
20. 2016-12-03 at 1:50 AM UTC

    #20
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by reject As bad as our parents feel about us, at least they never had to look at pictures of us huffing shit

    
    Peer pressure Thanks!