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Who doesn't enjoy a nice, relaxing day of dog toss on a Sunday afternoon?

  1. #21
    FUCK YOU ZOOKSIE
  2. #22
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
  3. #23
    That was a playful 'fuck you'. I thought it was cute. Don't get sad.
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  4. #24
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by ohfralala That was a playful 'fuck you'. I thought it was cute. Don't get sad.

    I know.

    That's was also a playful ''.
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  5. #25
    K good :)
  6. #26
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    inb4 narc clicks on this assuming it's a thread about wanking your dog


    weekly
  7. #27
    Technologist victim of incest
    Yes, I was trying to post an image. I have no problems with video, but I must be copying the image wrong.

    So I take it I have to copy the url, not the link? Then I add jpg at the end? I’m cornfused.
  8. #28
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    I came here for some beastiality pronz,

    Disappointed
  9. #29
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    A dog's weakest point is at its throat, its legs and its solar plexus. The first move you should take is try to get it in a headlock. Get down low on one knee, wrap your forearm around its neck, then lock its head in a vice-grip of steel, using your other arm to increase the pressure. The dog will begin to rip away and attempt to twist its head out. At that point, deliver a strong blow with a fist directly to its solar plexus, center, right in the wishbone. This will put the attacking dog into extreme pain and rob it of breath. Maintaining the headlock with one arm, slam it onto the ground with full force, then grab one of its back legs and start twisting. The bones there are like bird bones and will snap almost instantly. Keep twisting. Eventually, the dog will go into shock and lose consciousness from the pain and lack of oxygen.
  10. #30
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    When I was a kid my grandad had a dog who swallowed a whole tennis ball whole so a friend of the family put his arm down the dogs throat(it was suffocating) and pulled the tennis ball out and the i moved d to bel air shortly after.
  11. #31
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    This one time this large dog ran at me full speed with the intention to rip my throat out, and as it sailed through the air at me, I timed it perfect and connected with the side of its head with my fist like a bat on a baseball driving a home run. That dog hit the dirt midair like a bag of wet potatoes. Out like a light for a full five or six seconds. Then it hightailed it like a rabbit with its ass on fire.
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  12. #32
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    haraam
  13. #33
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Faggits!
  14. #34
    Originally posted by Technologist test,





    And






    epic fail. :-)



    Originally posted by Technologist test,





    And






    epic fail. :-)

    proof that liberals have less in knowledge and lower in iq than the average.
  15. #35
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny proof that liberals have less in knowledge and lower in iq than the average.

    Because ability to post something on a message board is the all-determining litmus test of intelligence...

  16. #36
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Technologist Yes, I was trying to post an image. I have no problems with video, but I must be copying the image wrong.

    So I take it I have to copy the url, not the link? Then I add jpg at the end? I’m cornfused.

    Unfortunately, it depends on a lot of different things that are difficult to codify into any kind of replicable procedure.

    Some image hosting sites, like tenor.com for animated gifs, are armed to the teeth with mechanisms to prevent you from being able to point directly to the actual image itself.

    It just depends on where the image is hosted, ultimately.
  17. #37
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by gadzooks Because ability to post something on a message board is the all-determining litmus test of intelligence…


    I didn't even know we had litmuses here.
  18. #38
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by gadzooks And what about now?



    I did the ol' CSI "enhance" technique.

    Shall I continue enhancing?

    Zanick made a 'guess this image' thread a while back where youd pixelate an image like this and peepol guessed. Was kinda fun for the day or two it lasted.
  19. #39
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Me because I'm fucking blind and leave my glasses with my towel.
  20. #40
    Originally posted by gadzooks Because ability to post something on a message board is the all-determining litmus test of intelligence…


    yes.

    Originally posted by -SpectraL I didn't even know we had litmuses here.

    i didnt even know iq has a ph.
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