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The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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2015-08-22 at 12:33 AM UTC
Blah, did you remember to try the phenibut? It would definitely be good for dealing with the stress of the situation and gaining the courage to do something, along with being good for exposure therapy.
Unfortunately no, her mom has succked usdry finanacially this past month.
I came home tongiht afterbeing gone all day and SURPRISE shes been drinking again.
I vented a good bit at therapy today and my therpaist asked if i had crayons and gave me a piece of paper with " hope" annd designson it o color. I just broke down crying. you know you're fucked when your therapist tells you to color -
2015-08-22 at 12:36 AM UTCHey, anybody have any online pharmacies that they've used/are trusted and will ship internationally?
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2015-08-22 at 12:46 AM UTC
Or maybe all the women in your life are just shitty
sort of this
I do have one aunt who is actually a fine woman, and sometimes I wish I had their outlook on life and their faith, her and her husband are such good examples of what people should aspire to be.
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2015-08-22 at 12:48 AM UTC
so what's stopping her from calling the cops and saying you pushed her or something? she just not smart enough to think of it, or what? What's stopping her from holding it over your head that she could call the cops on you?
I mean, looking at it objectively, if I were her, I would be using some very heavy leverage to get my way.
when cops were here they could tell she was drunk, knows she's an alcoholic. I also have LEO's that canwitness to my character -
2015-08-22 at 1 AM UTC
you know you're fucked when your therapist tells you to color
Jesus this made me laugh really fucking hard. Thanks blah. -
2015-08-22 at 3:08 AM UTC
www.randalolson.com/2015/08/16/u-s-college-majors-median-yearly-earnings-vs-gender-ratio/
Ha, more evidence that women are inherently inferior.
Because as we all know, the only reason anyone makes money is because of their staggering natural intelligence... -
2015-08-22 at 3:38 AM UTC
Because as we all know, the only reason anyone makes money is because of their staggering natural intelligence…
You do seem quite affluent, and at such a young age as well. Your trajectory is truly something to be proud of and you know you're at least significantly above average, despite any insecurities, which we all have.
And you do happen to be male as well, in one of the most male dominated sectors as well. -
2015-08-22 at 7:33 AM UTClol, autism
You do seem quite affluent, and at such a young age as well. Your trajectory is truly something to be proud of and you know you're at least significantly above average, despite any insecurities, which we all have.
N'aww, malice has a crush on Lanny. Seriously though, just suck his dick already.
And you do happen to be male as well, in one of the most male dominated sectors as well. -
2015-08-22 at 3:09 PM UTCWaiting for an express package at my local PO... I do this wait so much the regular lady said first thing when I walked in "express truck isnt here yet... you got like 30minutes"
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2015-08-22 at 4:51 PM UTCmalice should make a psychoanalysis post about me. it would be like the description of human social roles from the perspective of a hyperintelligent deer.
i bet he could make a movie that tops "The Room". -
2015-08-22 at 4:58 PM UTC
malice should make a psychoanalysis post about me.
I second this, Mal Mal, psychoanalyze sploo please.
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2015-08-22 at 8:04 PM UTC"Where do you want the baileys? Your liquor cabinet is full"
^ I'm not sure I've ever been confronted with more compelling evidence that I'm doing something right in life. -
2015-08-22 at 8:15 PM UTC
"Where do you want the baileys? Your liquor cabinet is full"
^ I'm not sure I've ever been confronted with more compelling evidence that I'm doing something right in life.
You're the man now, dog. -
2015-08-22 at 8:30 PM UTC
N'aww, malice has a crush on Lanny. Seriously though, just suck his dick already.
You completely missed the joke. -
2015-08-22 at 8:44 PM UTCYou've*
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2015-08-22 at 9:26 PM UTC
You completely missed the joke.
"Joke." Like you wouldn't suck his dick. -
2015-08-22 at 9:57 PM UTC
Jesus this made me laugh really fucking hard. Thanks blah.
I broke down crying soon as she handed them to me was like yep i'm screwed.
Anyway boys not to jinx it but currently MIL is not here. No clue where she is prolly at her sisters another town over. I'm going to file a "notice to quit" monday. MAybe, just maybe she's got the idea that she's not wanted here. -
2015-08-22 at 11:26 PM UTC
"Joke." Like you wouldn't suck his dick.
Why would I? I'm assuming this is either due to a homoerotic fantasy on the part of your bifagottry or you're projecting and paid for your heroin via non-monetary means. -
2015-08-22 at 11:34 PM UTC
Why would I? I'm assuming this is either due to a homoerotic fantasy on the part of your bifagottry or you're projecting and paid for your heroin via non-monetary means.
made me think of that scene in Requiem where the two bitches were fucking each other with that double ended dildo -
2015-08-23 at 12:44 AM UTCWhen Lanny offered to let §m£ÂgØL use his place in exchange for sucking his dick I thought if that scene with the Black guy in Requiem.
"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."