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What kind of petty shoplifting do you do?

  1. DietPiano Space Nigga
    Asking for a friend
  2. Nil African Astronaut
    I found a pack of smokes on a store counter of all places, they just let me walk out with it.
  3. cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Regular store or anchor store?
  4. SBTlauien African Astronaut
    Just personal hygiene supplies, household supplies, clothing, food, electronics, sporting goods, tools, vehicle supplies, and a few other things.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  5. esbity African Astronaut
    Is shoplifting even illegal?
  6. A College Professor Space Nigga [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by esbity Is shoplifting even illegal?

    Usually it's okay if you just forgot to bring enough money
  7. mmQ motherfucker
    hangers, dressing room mirrors and mannequins for the rush of it all that RACING H3ART THO
  8. Grylls motherfucker [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Y’all too pussy to shoplift anyway
  9. cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    I don't care for pet store puppy mills.
  10. SBTlauien African Astronaut
    Some are the victims of a crime.

    Imagine being the victim of a barcoder and a price rings up at a much lower price. Or the victim of a boxstuffer and when you open your item there are more items inside.

    I hate being the victim all the time.
  11. We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut
    Why would I shoplift when I can just get a homeless meth head to do it for me? And if any particular corporation pisses me off, there's an endless supply of the fuckers I can send into their buildings to steal or vandalize shit.
  12. esbity African Astronaut
    Originally posted by We'reAllBrownNosers Why would I shoplift when I can just get a homeless meth head to do it for me? And if any particular corporation pisses me off, there's an endless supply of the fuckers I can send into their buildings to steal or vandalize shit.

    You go from misdeminor theft to felony ORC. That is why.
  13. We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut
    Originally posted by esbity You go from misdeminor theft to felony ORC. That is why.

    That's extremely unlikely. Nobody here has ever been charged with a felony for buying stolen crap from a junkie. Getting evidence for a felony in that case, conspiracy charge or organizing criminal activity, would also be extremely unlikely and difficult to do. Not to mention, a lot of these people are CIs, that means they're basically professional snitches, and still nobody has been charged with a felony over it.

    EDIT: also, a lot of these CIs and professional shoplifters are part of swarm teams making it extra unlikely they'd get any of their customers in trouble.
  14. DietPiano Space Nigga
    My meat theory worked. I got a Tbone steak and some sirloins and put them in a produce baggie and rang them up as onions. This is so fucking easy, I won't be paying more than a trivial amount of money anymore for meat, fish, produce, coffee beans, nuts, or gummy worms & candy until they do away with those self checkouts.
  15. Grylls motherfucker [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by DietPiano My meat theory worked. I got a Tbone steak and some sirloins and put them in a produce baggie and rang them up as onions. This is so fucking easy, I won't be paying more than a trivial amount of money anymore for meat, fish, produce, coffee beans, nuts, or gummy worms & candy until they do away with those self checkouts.


    you are so full of shit it’s unbelievable
  16. esbity African Astronaut
    Originally posted by We'reAllBrownNosers That's extremely unlikely. Nobody here has ever been charged with a felony for buying stolen crap from a junkie. Getting evidence for a felony in that case, conspiracy charge or organizing criminal activity, would also be extremely unlikely and difficult to do. Not to mention, a lot of these people are CIs, that means they're basically professional snitches, and still nobody has been charged with a felony over it.

    EDIT: also, a lot of these CIs and professional shoplifters are part of swarm teams making it extra unlikely they'd get any of their customers in trouble.

    Could happen.
  17. Ghost Black Hole
    My dad used to scam self checkout so hard and he always got away with it because he would be drunk as hell and act like a confused old man who doesn't know how to use computers. He used to pirate satellites lololol
  18. esbity African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost My dad used to scam self checkout so hard and he always got away with it because he would be drunk as hell and act like a confused old man who doesn't know how to use computers. He used to pirate satellites lololol

    Who hasn't?
  19. mmQ motherfucker
    Originally posted by esbity You go from misdeminor theft to felony ORC. That is why.

    *Mr. Meaner
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  20. theshroomguy Yung Blood
    I hear walmart is pretty damn easy to jack beer from
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