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1. 2016-11-17 at 7:17 PM UTC

   #5421
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I'm a terrible, terrible person.
2. 2016-11-17 at 8:48 PM UTC

   #5422
   

   bling bling Dark Matter
   elon musk confirmmed shill
   
   swword of truth slay the dragon of lies???
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • The Self Taught Man
3. 2016-11-18 at 4:26 AM UTC

   #5423
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   "The only thing you'll be reappropriating is your ass once I hand it to you."
4. 2016-11-18 at 5:41 AM UTC

   #5424
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   https://www.reddit.com/r/news/comments/5dhov7/trump_administration_will_ban_lobbyists_enact/?st=ivnc9l9y&sh=e0bc5060
   
   My god, the absolute madman is actually doing it! God-Emperor Trump is actually going to Make America Great Again.
   
   And you thought he was the inferior candidate, Lanny. Goddamn standard leftists, the top comments are absolutely disgusting (I know you aren't one of them.).
   
   -)-
   
   _)_
   
   0)0
   
   O0O Hoot!
   
   0)o monocle
   
   Tomorrow I will possess the greatest shirt of 2016.
   
   
   
   
   
   Can't wait to take it out for a spin. I want to get high and wander around SF.
   
   Post last edited by Malice at 2016-11-18T05:45:16.348255+00:00
5. 2016-11-18 at 3:54 PM UTC

   #5425
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   My dealer refuses to tick me any more bud, probably cos he knows I'm not going to pay him back. What a dick.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • bling bling
6. 2016-11-18 at 4:48 PM UTC

   #5426
   

   bling bling Dark Matter
   https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anu
   
   Post last edited by bling bling at 2016-11-18T22:37:56.974092+00:00
7. 2016-11-18 at 10:36 PM UTC

   #5427
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I read that the latest health trend is sperm smoothies so I'm guna start advertising my 100% pure British jizz for sale. First 3 customers get a load for free.
8. 2016-11-18 at 11:03 PM UTC

   #5428
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
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9. 2016-11-18 at 11:05 PM UTC

   #5429
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Thanks I'm actually copy pastaing that and changing a few deets to make it relevant
10. 2016-11-19 at 12:12 AM UTC

    #5430
    

    bling bling Dark Matter
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11. 2016-11-19 at 12:42 AM UTC

    #5431
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    fuck you LL IM GETTING drunk
12. 2016-11-19 at 12:51 AM UTC

    #5432
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    YEA NIGGA
13. 2016-11-19 at 1:08 AM UTC

    #5433
    

    bling bling Dark Matter
    inb4 trump is just hillary in a mask
14. 2016-11-19 at 1:09 AM UTC

    #5434
    

    bling bling Dark Matter
    t hink abuot it
15. 2016-11-19 at 1:10 AM UTC

    #5435
    

    bling bling Dark Matter
    reject plz how does i shott
16. 2016-11-19 at 1:12 AM UTC

    #5436
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Send it all to me and I'll shot it and possibly give you some cash in return
17. 2016-11-19 at 1:38 AM UTC

    #5437
    

    bling bling Dark Matter
    k
18. 2016-11-19 at 6:02 AM UTC

    #5438
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    This tweet is incredible: [link]https://twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/793189117005860864[/link]
    
    How to Choose Between the Most Corrupt, Least Popular Candidates of All Time
    
    Post last edited by Malice at 2016-11-19T06:05:20.135412+00:00
19. 2016-11-19 at 2:08 PM UTC

    #5439
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    i want this 1
    
    
20. 2016-11-20 at 12:07 AM UTC

    #5440
    

    bling bling Dark Matter