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CONFIRMED: Meteorites are flat!

  1. #1
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    And so is the earth.

    Checkmate liberals.

    https://www.universetoday.com/category/new-horizons/


    >While making its flyby of Ultima Thule on New Year’s Day, the spacecraft took a number of images that revealed something very interesting about Ultima Thule’s shape. Rather than >consisting of two spheres that are joined together, Ultima Thule is actually made up of two segments – one that looks like a pancake, the other a walnut.
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  2. #2
    Ghost Black Hole
    The universe is flat, everything is flat.
  3. #3
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    my last gf was pretty flat chested
  4. #4
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Cause she was 12.
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  5. #5
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    she was 19 just
  6. #6
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    The only time a meteorite turns flat is when it is travelling 0.9999999999999999999999999999999999995% the speed of light. That's when its atomic composition breaks down and it turns into a thin and concave shell of sorts.
  7. #7
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Flat chested girls are the best and spectral can't tell a shitpost from a realpost.
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  8. #8
    Originally posted by POLECAT she was 19 just

    is she a negro who had undergone chest ironing ?
  9. #9
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Is that a thing?
  10. #10
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    no, the kneegrow I was gonna tap wouldnt dress in whit trash slut wear she insisted on wearing getto trash clothes,, she was 19 also,, she got a white minni skirt and she never would take a pic of her in it,, made me think she was a catfish but we talked for months on the phone and i'm sure she woulda used a hotter chicks pic's if she was a catfish,, but I refused to go fuck her cuz she wouldnt do as she was told garment wise
  11. #11
    Madman African Astronaut
    if you like flat chested girls then you should check out boys. but really big tits who needs them
  12. #12
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Madman if you like flat chested girls then you should check out boys. but really big tits who needs them

    I like flat chest but i don't like penis. Wut do?
  13. #13
    Soyboy V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed African Astronaut [my no haunted nonbeing]
    Originally posted by Sophie I like flat chest but i don't like penis. Wut do?

    Acquire Chinese gf
  14. #14
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed Acquire Chinese gf

    Asian gf in general. The Eastern variety, not south-eastern. My current gf is pretty petite so i can't complain really.
  15. #15
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Boys dont do it for me,, I like boobs even if they are small,, small dont sag,, however the pickle tit is depressing when encountered
  16. #16
    Soyboy V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed African Astronaut [my no haunted nonbeing]
    Don't worry Polecat, in the future you can choose to have a genetically modified cat boy delivered to you by the government, and he won't ever call you gay no matter what you do to him.
  17. #17
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed Don't worry Polecat, in the future you can choose to have a genetically modified cat boy delivered to you by the government, and he won't ever call you gay no matter what you do to him.

    "In the future"
  18. #18
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Government mandated Cat-Girl/Boys.

    Now there's a government program i can get behind.
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  19. #19
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed Don't worry Polecat, in the future you can choose to have a genetically modified cat boy delivered to you by the government, and he won't ever call you gay no matter what you do to him.

    why cant I have a cat girl tho,,, also how future are we talkin cuz I have an expiration date to consider
  20. #20
    Soyboy V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed African Astronaut [my no haunted nonbeing]
    Originally posted by POLECAT why cant I have a cat girl tho

    If you call up and say that the crate arrived empty you can have both.
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