Riddle me this Niggas.

1. 2016-11-18 at 1:43 PM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   I was given and can't be taken away. I was there at your birth and even after your death i'll stay.
   
   What am i?
   
   Also no cheating, riddles are no fun when you cheat.
2. 2016-11-18 at 1:46 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Schizophrenia
3. 2016-11-18 at 1:49 PM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by reject Schizophrenia

   
   Mental illness goes away after you die, so no.
4. 2016-11-18 at 1:50 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Your social Security number
   
   That way the powers that be can use it to vote Democrat in every election after you're dead
5. 2016-11-18 at 1:51 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   No fucking clue. Been racking my brains out for the past 10 minutes trying to figure it out when I could be doing something like a new abandoned neutrons. Just gotta figure out a name for the alien on the ship (possible Alien parody).
6. 2016-11-18 at 1:52 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Nah parodies are shit.
7. 2016-11-18 at 1:53 PM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by 180gr 10mm FMJ Your social Security number
   
   That way the powers that be can use it to vote Democrat in every election after you're dead

   
   That's a good one, but not exactly the answer i am looking for.
8. 2016-11-18 at 1:54 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   In the case of hydro, cholesterol.
9. 2016-11-18 at 1:56 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   The hospital bed you were born on that somebody donated. :)
   
   edit- oh and then later on a massive chemical disaster took place that rendered the hospital and all surrounding areas eternally inhabitable
10. 2016-11-18 at 2:08 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Your name?
11. 2016-11-18 at 2:11 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by thelittlestnigger Your name?

    
    Good one. Some babies aren't named before or at birth though. o.O
12. 2016-11-18 at 2:16 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Bones
13. 2016-11-18 at 2:17 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    yeah but those ones can fuck right off. And it could be a the last name. I mean technically some babies are born and abandoned but for the majority of people their last name is pre and post death. Could easily be wrong though.
14. 2016-11-18 at 2:18 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Bones

    
    Who was your boner donor?
15. 2016-11-18 at 2:21 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ Who was your boner donor?

    
    Your mother gladly takes my bone any time.
16. 2016-11-18 at 2:21 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by thelittlestnigger yeah but those ones can fuck right off. And it could be a the last name. I mean technically some babies are born and abandoned but for the majority of people their last name is pre and post death. Could easily be wrong though.

    
    Interesting. Are our last names technically given to us, or do they come pre-attached, so to speak? Also I know you can 'take away' a name, as in change it. I wonder if you can file some shit to have a person's name changed posthumously.
17. 2016-11-18 at 2:22 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Your mother gladly takes my bone any time.

    
    I'm telling teacher on you.
18. 2016-11-18 at 2:23 PM UTC

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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by thelittlestnigger Your name?

    
    DING DING DING
    
    TLN Wins.
19. 2016-11-18 at 2:24 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    What if you die alone and nobody remembers you.
20. 2016-11-18 at 2:24 PM UTC

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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump What if you die alone and nobody remembers you.

    
    You will still have a name, it will just be unknown.