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swallowing nicotine to get rid of opiate constipation

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    plz leave my nobel prize on the coffee table on the way out and don't let the door hit your ass
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I used to take all kinds of OTC things to deal with opiate-induced constipation.

    It's simply incurable.

    I hate to be the bearer of bad news...

    Are cigarettes actually, honestly, working?
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    i don't get it too bad but it's moderately annoying some days. nothing really seems to work except eating healthy, which is hard to do when ur strung out
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I mean, heck, crack was like the ultimate laxative (word to the wise: don't smoke crack if no toilet nearby)... And I would sometimes smoke it to help with constipation. But the opiates were potent as fuck in that regard.
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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    I dont have much experience with drugs but maybe a triple strong coffee on an empty stomach?
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    If you wind up finding an actual cure for opiate-induced constipation, a Nobel prize isn't too far off. That shit is like the bane of an opiate-addicts existence.
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    itybit African Astronaut [daze my amino pe-tsai]
    Get Traditional Medicinals Smooth Move tea, it works overnight and is natural. Much better than the medications
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    Originally posted by tee hee hee I dont have much experience with drugs but maybe a triple strong coffee on an empty stomach?

    that just makes me feel like i need to shit but doesn't really improve my actual ability to


    Originally posted by gadzooks If you wind up finding an actual cure for opiate-induced constipation, a Nobel prize isn't too far off. That shit is like the bane of an opiate-addicts existence.

    the thread title was a joke but once i was super fucked up on mxe and couldn't figure out how to work my vape and i wanted nicotine so bad so after a while i just gave up and put a couple drops of the liquid under my tongue and went to sleep and the next day i had diarrhea
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III that just makes me feel like i need to shit but doesn't really improve my actual ability to




    the thread title was a joke but once i was super fucked up on mxe and couldn't figure out how to work my vape and i wanted nicotine so bad so after a while i just gave up and put a couple drops of the liquid under my tongue and went to sleep and the next day i had diarrhea

    Well you very well may have found the ultimate solution to opiate-induced constipation. And mad respect if that's the case.

    I would test it out myself, but I am 5-years opiate clean and ain't goin back, not even for a Nobel prize.

    But respect all the same.
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    itybit African Astronaut [daze my amino pe-tsai]
    Originally posted by itybit Get Traditional Medicinals Smooth Move tea, it works overnight and is natural. Much better than the medications trust me on this

    HELLO!!! ^^^^^
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    Ghost Black Hole
    Or you can just take laxatives or OIC meds
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Ghost Or you can just take laxatives or OIC meds

    After weeks of opiate use, OTC laxatives won't accomplish much.

    Opiate-induced constipation is one of those yet-to-be-solved puzzles. You literally end up shitting once every two weeks or something... and it looks like you're a rabbit or something, with these tight, compact shit balls.
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I have to google OIC tho, one sec.
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    blackbird Tuskegee Airman
    I used to just start washing them down with miralax.
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Or did you mean OTC?
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    itybit African Astronaut [daze my amino pe-tsai]
    Again Smooth Move tea WORKS, it was recommended by my Mom's cancer doctor when she was on chemo. By far it's the best thing you can get
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by itybit Again Smooth Move tea WORKS, it was recommended by my Mom's cancer doctor when she was on chemo. By far it's the best thing you can get

    Sounds at least somewhat effective.

    There are always things that will have some kind of effect, even if not quite perfect. I used to take all kinds of OTC stuff, and I eventually found a combination that was satisfactory enough (but forgot, because I try forget that part of my life at this point).
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    Originally posted by gadzooks After weeks of opiate use, OTC laxatives won't accomplish much.

    Opiate-induced constipation is one of those yet-to-be-solved puzzles. You literally end up shitting once every two weeks or something… and it looks like you're a rabbit or something, with these tight, compact shit balls.

    opiates stop your body from releasing stomach bile, which if i remember correctly makes your bowels move things forward , and hydrates your shit/ gives it its color.

    something about the bile coming from an organ with a sphincter, and something about opiates constricting sphincters.

    if u wanna undo ur constipation just pump yourself with a gallon of lube.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    one time like ten years ago i ate so much fent in one week where i was "loaded..." I bought a bought some mag citrate and thru my hands in the air to stretch out my non transverse colon and it all came flooding out

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    but anyways i've been eating a lot of subs recentenly and my turd holes have been super long like aboout a foot long, i passed out from taking a dump the other night from the sheer pain in my b hole, i woke up half an hour later on the floor all sweaty
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