its not cold enough

1. 2019-02-14 at 3:32 PM UTC

   #21
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Bologna Nacho The Damn groundhog lied.

   
   No doubt m8. Coldest snowiest winter we've had in a minute here and depending on the transition into spring we might be in for a massive flood akin to the flood of '97, Fargoan speaking.
2. 2019-02-14 at 3:40 PM UTC

   #22
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   My dream is to be sandbagging for some rich persons house while they sit inside and I walk in with a lone sandbag and ask them if they're doing ok and they laugh and say yes were ok and then i fucking bash their faces in with the the sandbag and drag them all together into the living room (in my dream it's two parents and a son and a daughter).
   
   I drag them into the living room and tie them together and cut open the sandbag I brought in where I pour the sand into their mouths and when they object I stop and get mad and end up stringing together an apparatus that holds their stupid jaws open so I can pour the sand in them without hindrance
   
   And I pour it into the mom and daughters mouths first while dad and son watch their daughter and sister slowly die of sand asphyxia except I wouldn't actually let them die I'd scoop the sand out when it got close and laugh in their faces while I rubbed the sand I to their eyes obviously and then I'd fucking take the dad and get his email addy which is all I ever wanted
3. 2019-02-14 at 3:48 PM UTC

   #23
   

   Soyboy V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed African Astronaut [my no haunted nonbeing]

   Originally posted by mmQ My dream is to be sandbagging for some rich persons house while they sit inside and I walk in with a lone sandbag and ask them if they're doing ok and they laugh and say yes were ok and then i fucking bash their faces in with the the sandbag and drag them all together into the living room (in my dream it's two parents and a son and a daughter).
   
   I drag them into the living room and tie them together and cut open the sandbag I brought in where I pour the sand into their mouths and when they object I stop and get mad and end up stringing together an apparatus that holds their stupid jaws open so I can pour the sand in them without hindrance
   
   And I pour it into the mom and daughters mouths first while dad and son watch their daughter and sister slowly die of sand asphyxia except I wouldn't actually let them die I'd scoop the sand out when it got close and laugh in their faces while I rubbed the sand I to their eyes obviously and then I'd fucking take the dad and get his email addy which is all I ever wanted

   
   Same here.