How to build a nuclear bomb that will destroy the entire world?

1. 2016-11-18 at 8:44 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I am looking to commit the ultimate murder/suicide. I think that the only way is a nuke that will wipe out all biological process on planet earth. Preferably splitting the earth asunder launching its pieces all over the solar system.
   
   How do I do it guys?
2. 2016-11-18 at 9 AM UTC

   #2
   antinatalism Tuskegee Airman
   ask your local illuminati headquarter for help. that's all I can say
3. 2016-11-18 at 9:02 AM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by antinatalism ask your local illuminati headquarter for help. that's all I can say

   
   they dont tell me shit. All they say is "your handler will tell you all you need to know". Well fuck! Im about to join the zeta reticulans or the reptilians at this rate!
4. 2016-11-18 at 9:24 AM UTC

   #4
   antinatalism Tuskegee Airman
   fuck illuminati, they're always so selfish.
   did u try to get in touch with some masonic lodge?
   https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Propaganda_Due
   
5. 2016-11-18 at 9:33 AM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Masonic lodges have too many ranks. I dont care much for ceremony either. I am pragmatic rather than ritualistic.
6. 2016-11-18 at 10:33 AM UTC

   #6
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   I fully support your goal, but this is unrealistic.
7. 2016-11-18 at 10:43 AM UTC

   #7
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Malice I fully support your goal, but this is unrealistic.

   
   this does not help me >:(
8. 2016-11-18 at 12:35 PM UTC

   #8
   antinatalism Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by thelittlestnigger Masonic lodges have too many ranks. I dont care much for ceremony either. I am pragmatic rather than ritualistic.

   alright then why don't u try to sneak into the bilderberg group?
9. 2016-11-18 at 12:41 PM UTC

   #9
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   No need for bombs, just rockets.
   
   1. Make a billion dollars.
   2. Start a space company
   3. Build a rocket to tow an asteroid the size of a small city
   4. Aim for Earth.
   
   The maths look something like this.
   
   
   
   
10. 2016-11-18 at 12:53 PM UTC

    #10
    antinatalism Tuskegee Airman
    it's all about transformation of mass into energy, man. e=mc^2 and shit like that. basic stuff, really. You could build it in a day or two unless u are a lazy shitlord
11. 2016-11-18 at 1:02 PM UTC

    #11
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by antinatalism You could build it in a day or two unless u are a lazy shitlord

    
    im fucked.
12. 2016-11-19 at 3:06 PM UTC

    #12
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    git some uranium.