lol, i went to jasons deli just like an hour ago before doing some grocery shopping since i just got paid. I was really high and drunk and asked for a bltc sammich and some of those alluring salt and vingegar chips and i was just chilling out and saw a tray with the chips but despite it being my day off and having more than 15 min to eat before returining to the rat race like some peoples kids, i grabbed the tray and the kddo was like "are you sure thats yours" and i was like "yeah bud" and started eating potoatoe soup like a pig! and i look up and some guy in western were was shaking his head and looking at me but turning away from me when i aknowledged that he was rebuking me.. I turn clockwise and some nancy polosi mother fucker is putting two fingers to her forhead looking down shaking her head.. and i was like shit, better double down, so i started eating to potatoe soup and snacking hard while staring the guy straight in the eyes...
then.. just then... my buzzer rings and nancy looks up at me and shakes her head.. but this isn't the end. I grab my book bag and put it over one shoulder and walk out and say to the guy, sorry about that brah, with a boiled egg in my mouth
I don't really see how this is my fault that i stand out like a sore thumb because im not a cop or over 60 yo'
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Being a fat bastard is not only a physical thing but a state of mind too...you might not be a fat bastard in the standard 4 dimensions but you're a fat bastard in the 6th dimension and probably spreading into the 7th too.
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
Being a fat bastard is not only a physical thing but a state of mind too…you might not be a fat bastard in the standard 4 dimensions but you're a fat bastard in the 6th dimension and probably spreading into the 7th too.
Is Bill Krozby fat?
Pictures of him don't diaplay a fat person. Just a guy with his dick out.
