Weight Loss Tip For Fat Girls

1. 2019-02-12 at 8:55 PM UTC

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   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
   It's so good to finally get a health warning that is useful. It involves shampoo when it runs down your body while you shower with it. I don't know why someone didn't figure this out sooner!
   
   When you wash your hair, the shampoo runs down your whole body, and printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this claim:
   
   "FOR EXTRA BODY AND VOLUME."
   
   No wonder you have been gaining weight! Get rid of that shampoo and start showering with Dawn dish soap instead. Its label reads:
   
   "DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE."
2. 2019-02-12 at 8:55 PM UTC

   #2
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   Do meth and don't eat so much food /thread
3. 2019-02-12 at 8:56 PM UTC

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   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
   
   
   Terrible, just terrible.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • stl1
4. 2019-02-12 at 9:02 PM UTC

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   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
   Thank you, Tee Hee!
5. 2019-02-12 at 9:03 PM UTC

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   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]

   Originally posted by stl1 Thank you, Tee Hee!

   
   Lol 😂😂no prob! 😜
6. 2019-02-12 at 9:18 PM UTC

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   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
   Send pictures of yourself in the shower, please.
7. 2019-02-12 at 9:40 PM UTC

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   ECAP Tuskegee Airman
   Maybe they should drink it
8. 2019-02-12 at 9:40 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by stl1 Send pictures of yourself in the shower, please.

   
   
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • tee hee hee
9. 2019-02-12 at 9:41 PM UTC

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   ECAP Tuskegee Airman
   E
   Gads
10. 2019-02-12 at 9:46 PM UTC

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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by ECAP Gads

    
    zooks...?
11. 2019-02-12 at 9:51 PM UTC

    #11
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson

    
    😃😂
    
    How rude!!
12. 2019-02-12 at 10:09 PM UTC

    #12
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Doctor: Want to lose 20 pounds of ugly fat?
    Fat Girl: Yesss!!
    Doctor: Cut off your head.
13. 2019-02-12 at 10:47 PM UTC

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    esbity African Astronaut
    There's too many people that lie to themselves and tell themselves that they are happy being fat. Then they fail at losing the weight.
    
    Its gross.
14. 2019-02-12 at 10:51 PM UTC

    #14
    

    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    I like fat wimmin
15. 2019-02-12 at 10:53 PM UTC

    #15
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Some poor skinny guy died a couple of years ago when his 350 lb girlfriend got mad at him and sat on him, not realizing he would suffocate to death.
16. 2019-02-12 at 11:07 PM UTC

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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Some poor skinny guy died a couple of years ago when his 350 lb girlfriend got mad at him and sat on him, not realizing he would suffocate to death.

    
    
17. 2019-02-12 at 11:07 PM UTC

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    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    She probably crushed his heart
18. 2019-02-13 at 1:10 AM UTC

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    esbity African Astronaut
    Fat girls are happy about their weight.
19. 2019-02-13 at 1:44 AM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole

    Originally posted by esbity Fat girls are happy about their weight.

    
    I hope they are happy sleeping alone as well.
20. 2019-02-13 at 1:57 AM UTC

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    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    My tip for fat girls: Sew the piehole shut.