2019-02-12 at 8:55 PM UTC
It's so good to finally get a health warning that is useful. It involves shampoo when it runs down your body while you shower with it. I don't know why someone didn't figure this out sooner!
When you wash your hair, the shampoo runs down your whole body, and printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this claim:
"FOR EXTRA BODY AND VOLUME."
No wonder you have been gaining weight! Get rid of that shampoo and start showering with Dawn dish soap instead. Its label reads:
"DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE."
2019-02-12 at 8:55 PM UTC
Do meth and don't eat so much food /thread
2019-02-12 at 8:56 PM UTC
tee hee hee
Naturally Camouflaged
[slangily complete this slumberer]
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2019-02-12 at 9:18 PM UTC
Send pictures of yourself in the shower, please.
2019-02-12 at 9:40 PM UTC
Maybe they should drink it
2019-02-12 at 9:40 PM UTC
Originally posted by stl1
Send pictures of yourself in the shower, please.
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2019-02-12 at 10:09 PM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Doctor: Want to lose 20 pounds of ugly fat?
Fat Girl: Yesss!!
Doctor: Cut off your head.
2019-02-12 at 10:47 PM UTC
There's too many people that lie to themselves and tell themselves that they are happy being fat. Then they fail at losing the weight.
Its gross.
2019-02-12 at 10:53 PM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Some poor skinny guy died a couple of years ago when his 350 lb girlfriend got mad at him and sat on him, not realizing he would suffocate to death.
2019-02-12 at 11:07 PM UTC
She probably crushed his heart
2019-02-13 at 1:10 AM UTC
Fat girls are happy about their weight.
2019-02-13 at 1:57 AM UTC
My tip for fat girls: Sew the piehole shut.