mikeyagain
African Astronaut
[unalterably regard the persecutor]
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
Horses for courses as they say…I prefer a woman wear makeup, be hairless, dress sexy and smell good…anything less is a dude.
mikeyagain
African Astronaut
[unalterably regard the persecutor]
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
I was using my dog to pick up ass at the park back when I was like 12…that guy in the video took a long time to learn that trick.
Originally posted by mikeyagain
π.. I just watched that… Baby pigs get the same response..
i think it can go both ways... my dad came back from the dallas fare when i was a kid and he called my mom from a pay phone saying he will be late from his biz trip but he's bringing home a ham.. and when he got back he had a pig and my mother was like "i thought u were bringn a ham!" and he was like "hehehehe i did bring a ham, his name is arnold... and my parents raised that baby pigglet until it was big and fat and it would sit on the couch and my lil brother and i would try to sit on the couch with it and it would bark at us and we were afraid because it was so fucking fat and mean...
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
Originally posted by We'reAllBrownNosers
Nothing. I'm too much of a goddamn weirdo to bother with women. One time though, I saw this super hot girl while sitting in a park alone and feeling all emo. I can't see that well, but from a distance I thought she must be beautiful. She circled around me, staying about 50 feet away, disappeared behind me, and then she let her dog off the leash, it ran up to me. It was a puppy and friendly so I wasn't really bothered, but then she said "i'm sorry and bent over with her ass in my face, like inches from me, and put the leash back on the dog and left. This girl was immaculate. if I made an effort, there's lots of beautiful women but I'd rather be an incel like the majority of the nerds on this site. It's just easier.
This thread reminded me of that. That girl made yoga pants look especially good. Model quality. I think the CIA or Army intel sends women to do stuff like that periodically just to see who will take the bait. I'm pretty sure they run breeding experiments with humans using remote neural influencing/monitoring to determine who people will hook up with so they can select specific traits for their "super soldier" programs and such.
Upvotes for at least trying to be the first serious reply.
Originally posted by Bill Krozby
i pick up pussy with pussy cats, its worked pretty well for me. that and by being quirky and having a fun unassuming but also too kool for skool personality, oh yeah and by wearing jeans that show my cack
Not a bad strategy. Chicks love animals. And the transition from "pussy" to pussy is not insurmountable.
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
I have no idea how often other dudes get laid, because I rarely discuss my visceral ventures with what few male friends I have, but I've been with about 20-30 (I lost track at 20)...
If anyone wants some legit advice/wisdom, I'll provide.
But every time a thread like this is started, it just devolves into either e-penis measuring, or woman-bashing, or both... maybe woman-bashing-with-e-penises...
I'm an introverted hermit who, if it weren't for that tiny bit of shame that nags at my shoulder, would be the NEET of all NEET's, so I may just have something useful to offer.
But, then again, maybe it's deaf ears all the way down.
I personally dont want to score pushy usually. Also I dont "score" it. It's just a thing. I wonder how many girls ever counted my DICKING them as a SCORE. lol
Jokes aside I'm pretty sexually apathetic until I'm enticed and then I'm into it and then I just sont care. I've said that here before though and that's just me. My life doesn't even remotely revolve around sex. It's fun and done to me , and that's probably obviously psychological.
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gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
Originally posted by mmQ
I personally dont want to score pushy usually. Also I dont "score" it. It's just a thing. I wonder how many girls ever counted my DICKING them as a SCORE. lol
Jokes aside I'm pretty sexually apathetic until I'm enticed and then I'm into it and then I just sont care. I've said that here before though and that's just me. My life doesn't even remotely revolve around sex. It's fun and done to me , and that's probably obviously psychological.
That's alot like me.
I went 19 years before losing my virginity, and then later went 10 years without sex.
I can last literal decades without it, so sometimes I have a hard time understanding the need other dudes seem to experience.
But, on the other hand, I do empathize. I mean, at about 6-8 years into my dry period, I started going a bit stir crazy.
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