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  2. Fonaplats Dallas [daylong jump-start that nome]
    These guys suck. All there vids are staged and click bait.
    I hope you die faggot
  3. Originally posted by Fonaplats These guys suck. All there vids are staged and click bait.
    I hope you die faggot

    May you develop bleeding hemorrhoids in your every orifice
  4. mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    Back in the day, I'd just stand in a bar drinkin a beer..
  5. roofies and k-laced candies.
  6. CASPER African Astronaut [the evaporated ball-shaped sclk]
    Cocaine, an EBT card, a rental car and a room at Motel 6.
  7. mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    Originally posted by CASPER Cocaine, an EBT card, a rental car and a room at Motel 6.

    Pray you don't get Wellhung's old room..
  8. CASPER African Astronaut [the evaporated ball-shaped sclk]
    Originally posted by mikeyagain Pray you don't get Wellhung's old room..

    The statistical likelihood of such a thing occurring would be incredibly small, given geographic region and activity patterns.
  9. WellHung African Astronaut
  10. Nothing. I'm too much of a goddamn weirdo to bother with women. One time though, I saw this super hot girl while sitting in a park alone and feeling all emo. I can't see that well, but from a distance I thought she must be beautiful. She circled around me, staying about 50 feet away, disappeared behind me, and then she let her dog off the leash, it ran up to me. It was a puppy and friendly so I wasn't really bothered, but then she said "i'm sorry and bent over with her ass in my face, like inches from me, and put the leash back on the dog and left. This girl was immaculate.
    if I made an effort, there's lots of beautiful women but I'd rather be an incel like the majority of the nerds on this site. It's just easier.

    This thread reminded me of that. That girl made yoga pants look especially good. Model quality. I think the CIA or Army intel sends women to do stuff like that periodically just to see who will take the bait. I'm pretty sure they run breeding experiments with humans using remote neural influencing/monitoring to determine who people will hook up with so they can select specific traits for their "super soldier" programs and such.
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  11. Jiggaboo_Johnson Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by mikeyagain Back in the day, I'd just stand in a bar drinkin a beer..

    Yup, this.
  12. Jiggaboo_Johnson Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by We'reAllBrownNosers Nothing. I'm too much of a goddamn weirdo to bother with women. One time though, I saw this super hot girl while sitting in a park alone and feeling all emo. I can't see that well, but from a distance I thought she must be beautiful. She circled around me, staying about 50 feet away, disappeared behind me, and then she let her dog off the leash, it ran up to me. It was a puppy and friendly so I wasn't really bothered, but then she said "i'm sorry and bent over with her ass in my face, like inches from me, and put the leash back on the dog and left. This girl was immaculate.
    if I made an effort, there's lots of beautiful women but I'd rather be an incel like the majority of the nerds on this site. It's just easier.

    This thread reminded me of that. That girl made yoga pants look especially good. Model quality. I think the CIA or Army intel sends women to do stuff like that periodically just to see who will take the bait. I'm pretty sure they run breeding experiments with humans using remote neural influencing/monitoring to determine who people will hook up with so they can select specific traits for their "super soldier" programs and such.

    she was probably a 4 but due to your dry spell looked like a 10 to your eyes.
  13. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson she was probably a 4 but due to your dry spell looked like a 10 to your eyes.

    Definitely not. She was a 10. Women like that tend to be a lot friendlier too. What do you really have to be butthurt about when the world worships you? I'm not overly picky, but I can tell a 4 from a 10. When it comes to internet nerd standards though, they're usually quite high. Unrealistically so. Totse and zoklet both had the same problem. That's why so many of them are into underage girls. They have issues.

    So many of these nerdy fuckers on here act like they'd only date super-models. Hilarious.
  14. Jiggaboo_Johnson Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by We'reAllBrownNosers So many of these nerdy fuckers on here act like they'd only date super-models. Hilarious.

    That is unrealistic, regular models are fine though and very accessible...as are strippers with their fucked up sense of self image.
  15. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson That is unrealistic, regular models are fine though and very accessible…as are strippers with their fucked up sense of self image.

    Ehhh, a lot of girls could be super-models or regular models but are just normal personality-wise and would rather not be attention whores.

    Most girls that are a 10 or close to it are not models. I had a friend who was a male model. Everyone made fun of him for it but he met a lot of attractive women that way. Being a photographer is another way.

    Some people have such self esteem issues, like reject from zoklet, that they wouldn't date a girl less than a 10, so they'd remain celibate.
  16. Jiggaboo_Johnson Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by We'reAllBrownNosers Ehhh, a lot of girls could be super-models or regular models but are just normal personality-wise and would rather not be attention whores.

    Most girls that are a 10 or close to it are not models. I had a friend who was a male model. Everyone made fun of him for it but he met a lot of attractive women that way. Being a photographer is another way.

    Some people have such self esteem issues, like reject from zoklet, that they wouldn't date a girl less than a 10, so they'd remain celibate.

    Models are generally extremely plain without the makeup anyway...I worked as a doorman at a model agency in manchester in the 80s/90s and when they walked in in the morning they looked so ordinary you wouldn't look twice at them...after they got their makeup on and outfits it was like a different person...on top of that photographers do amazing work...a 4 can easily be a 10 with the right makeup, clothes and photographer.

    Most of them were without boyfriends and lonely...which worked out great for me.
  17. WellHung African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Models are generally extremely plain without the makeup anyway…I worked as a doorman at a model agency in manchester in the 80s/90s and when they walked in in the morning they looked so ordinary you wouldn't look twice at them…after they got their makeup on and outfits it was like a different person…on top of that photographers do amazing work…a 4 can easily be a 10 with the right makeup, clothes and photographer.

    Most of them were without boyfriends and lonely…which worked out great for me.


    Jobs that get you laid as well as paid are the greatest
  18. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Models are generally extremely plain without the makeup anyway…I worked as a doorman at a model agency in manchester in the 80s/90s and when they walked in in the morning they looked so ordinary you wouldn't look twice at them…after they got their makeup on and outfits it was like a different person…on top of that photographers do amazing work…a 4 can easily be a 10 with the right makeup, clothes and photographer.

    Most of them were without boyfriends and lonely…which worked out great for me.

    I hate makeup. The girl I mentioned wasn't wearing any. Women that wear a lot of makeup or have celebrity gossip magazines are the kind to definitely stay away from if you're not just trying to get laid.
  19. Jiggaboo_Johnson Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by We'reAllBrownNosers I hate makeup. The girl I mentioned wasn't wearing any. Women that wear a lot of makeup or have celebrity gossip magazines are the kind to definitely stay away from if you're not just trying to get laid.

    Horses for courses as they say...I prefer a woman wear makeup, be hairless, dress sexy and smell good...anything less is a dude.
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  20. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    i pick up pussy with pussy cats, its worked pretty well for me. that and by being quirky and having a fun unassuming but also too kool for skool personality, oh yeah and by wearing jeans that show my cack
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