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The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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2015-08-18 at 5:16 PM UTCHe probably bought the king of all fucky toys and iskeeping his precious safe from his borther whom I suggested to him as fucking his fucky when hes gone to work. This also accounts for his reoccurring yeast infections him and his brother probablysuffer from never cleaning fucky fucker. He will spend a 100$ on something to put his dickin but, no way spend 60$ on fluconazole to cure his itchy dick.
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2015-08-18 at 7:28 PM UTC
I've run away from my home state and I am currently living in a cave on the west coast, hitchhiked all the way here. I'm using a solar powered charger to charge my laptop/electronics and it takes forever but it works. If it weren't for my hotspot usb thing i wouldn't have internet in here. I've been making runs to the store for water and food and I have a water collection system all rigged up right now. Almost have enough food. I'm not leaving until I'm sure it's safe.
and who the heck is paying for your mobile internet service? i used to have to use that shit cos no ISP out in the country and it's well over $70/month. and why would you bring a whole fugging laptop with you instead of just a smartphone that will catch wifi cmon man -
2015-08-18 at 7:36 PM UTC
He probably bought the king of all fucky toys and iskeeping his precious safe from his borther whom I suggested to him as fucking his fucky when hes gone to work. This also accounts for his reoccurring yeast infections him and his brother probablysuffer from never cleaning fucky fucker. He will spend a 100$ on something to put his dickin but, no way spend 60$ on fluconazole to cure his itchy dick.
You're such a wonderful person hydro, i bet §m£ÂgØL is happy you're his baby momma. What happened to killing yourself, you beached whale. -
2015-08-18 at 7:42 PM UTCDon't be an asshole, she's right. I moved to this cave so that nobody else can fuck my sex toys. I'm in the process of building a safe out of clay.
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2015-08-18 at 7:47 PM UTC
Don't be an asshole, she's right. I moved to this cave so that nobody else can fuck my sex toys. I'm in the process of building a safe out of clay.
Now i'm sure you're trolling, lol. -
2015-08-18 at 9:13 PM UTCif i bash open a neon sign with a rock and inhale the gas will it be like xenon or nitrous?
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2015-08-18 at 9:38 PM UTC
Malice what does your workout routine look like
I haven't worked out in over 8 months, but this is the perfected routine I had created. Format is sets x reps. I would start out with 3x5.Equipment for home gym: Power/squat rack with pullup bar, bench, barbell, dumbbells, weights
Note: Consider alternating or replacing a hand/grip exercise with "ball rotation" from "The Grip Master's Manual". May be having trouble with recovery from farmer's walk.
Sunday:
Weighted pullups 4x6 w/ 4 min rests.
Changed from 3x8 w/ 5 min rests because the volume per set began to feel too high and take too much of a strain on the cardiovascular/endurance system. Allows more focus on strength and a balanced distribution between chinups and pullups.
Squat w/belt 5x5
Standing overhead dumbbell press w/belt 4x5
Barbell curls 3x5 w/ belt
Fat grip farmer's walk w/ dumbbells. 60 second walk, at least 5 minute rest, then 10 second holds with a higher weight w/ 5 second rests, possibly with some light swinging/turning trunk and hopping to add instability.
Wednesday:
Deadlift w/ belt higher and looser 1x5
Dumbbell bench press 5x5
Modified brick lifting alternated with bar twirling or towel rollups. 2 sets of each.
-Bar twirling set: 1 minute each hand, then switched to the next and repeat. Towel set: 3 rollups per hand.
Weighted ab roller: Bring ab roller and backpack to gym, place mat under knees and weights in backpack. (11/28/14) Largest plate current black tagless pack can hold is a 35.
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Towel Rollups
Bar Twirling
Sand/rice Blasting
Fat Grip Dumbbell Farmer's Walk
Brick Lifting and rotation with two dummbells pressed together
Extensors, using other hand for resistance or weight plate over tops of fingers
Powerball
Eventually splitting (some) exercises into two movements for better results? e.g. Halting deadlifts + rack pulls. -
2015-08-19 at 2:46 AM UTC
I've run away from my home state and I am currently living in a cave on the west coast, hitchhiked all the way here. I'm using a solar powered charger to charge my laptop/electronics and it takes forever but it works. If it weren't for my hotspot usb thing i wouldn't have internet in here. I've been making runs to the store for water and food and I have a water collection system all rigged up right now. Almost have enough food. I'm not leaving until I'm sure it's safe.
hey §m£ÂgØL, come to san francisco. We have really friendly policies towards vagrants and there's this dope alley right next to where I live with a hostel you could stay at or just set up shop in the alley. I'd give you my wifi password and throw food at you once a day or something and if you're nice I'd let you stay in the gated part outside my door so you don't have to fight the other bums who want this prime real estate. You could even use my shower before job interviews at fast food restaurants or something if you sucked my dick for it.
It's a sweet deal mang, consider it. -
2015-08-19 at 3:38 AM UTC
hey §m£ÂgØL, come to san francisco. We have really friendly policies towards vagrants and there's this dope alley right next to where I live with a hostel you could stay at or just set up shop in the alley. I'd give you my wifi password and throw food at you once a day or something and if you're nice I'd let you stay in the gated part outside my door so you don't have to fight the other bums who want this prime real estate. You could even use my shower before job interviews at fast food restaurants or something if you sucked my dick for it.
It's a sweet deal mang, consider it.
IDK §m£ÂgØL, does sound like a sweet deal. Especially the homoerotic parts of course. -
2015-08-19 at 3:40 AM UTChttp://www.powdercity.com/products/suppstuff-powder-supplement-travelroll
No officer, it's not an ammunition holder, it's just to carry around my drugs. Who the fuck orders that? -
2015-08-19 at 3:53 AM UTC
http://www.powdercity.com/products/suppstuff-powder-supplement-travelroll
No officer, it's not an ammunition holder, it's just to carry around my drugs. Who the fuck orders that?
hmmm a drug bandolier? Or what is that? its even fucking camo pattern.
I would try one for Crouton, Everywhere I go, I carry around a lunch ice box with a scale, spoon, scale cup, and several quarter kilo bags, because you have to dose the shit every three hours to maintain a habit. Haven't yet had to explain to a cop what it is. Not looking forward to it. -
2015-08-19 at 3:57 AM UTCyou could pour it directly down your snout
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2015-08-19 at 4:22 AM UTCthe police here tend to beat you half to death if they think you are swallowing drugs to avoid being arrested. they try to choke you until you puke it up, stuff like that. it never happened to me, because I am and always was too slick to be caught with drugs, but it happened to friends of mine.
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2015-08-19 at 5:37 AM UTC
hmmm a drug bandolier? Or what is that? its even fucking camo pattern.
I would try one for Crouton, Everywhere I go, I carry around a lunch ice box with a scale, spoon, scale cup, and several quarter kilo bags, because you have to dose the shit every three hours to maintain a habit. Haven't yet had to explain to a cop what it is. Not looking forward to it.
Lol, that's some dedication nigga. Dosing Crouton with zero tolerance of a fucking chore, I feel like throwing the shit up half the time I don't think I could sustain a habit if I wanted to. -
2015-08-19 at 5:45 AM UTC
Lol, that's some dedication nigga. Dosing Crouton with zero tolerance of a fucking chore, I feel like throwing the shit up half the time I don't think I could sustain a habit if I wanted to.
I just dump 5 grams into a half cup of hot water, stirred not shaken, then drink. it works surprisingly well. The hot water overcomes the hydrophobic qualities of the leaf, and it helps kick it in faster. I am so used to it now that it is pretty effortless. My ex has to use soy milk with chocolate syrup, says it tastes like ovaltine that way. -
2015-08-19 at 7:14 AM UTCLol, ovaltine is pretty dope but at absolute best Crouton tastes like green tea which isn't bad but that sensation usually lasts for a decent sip or two before it starts tasting like pure nausea. I mean I admit, it's not _that_ bad, I can down that shit with cold water if I have to, but the unpleasant dosing experience and the mild high combine to make me really apathetic towards any kind of regular use.
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2015-08-19 at 7:14 AM UTCI recently ate 25grams of Crouton in a 4 hour period, two 10g dosings and a 5 thinking "is it working?.. wtf I was tricked into eating shit that tastes like tea" now Ive had nothing at all today save for some pot Ive been feeling like shit. Crouton only seemed to help with the sneeze, rls sand a slight bit with the overall ache. Fucking site went out of stock fast as shit monday... hopefully they restocksoon... Imgoing back to college next week.
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2015-08-19 at 8:07 AM UTC
Lol, ovaltine is pretty dope but at absolute best Crouton tastes like green tea which isn't bad but that sensation usually lasts for a decent sip or two before it starts tasting like pure nausea. I mean I admit, it's not _that_ bad, I can down that shit with cold water if I have to, but the unpleasant dosing experience and the mild high combine to make me really apathetic towards any kind of regular use.
Why don't you make enhancemented tea? It prevents the nausea. Same with shrooms. -
2015-08-19 at 8:46 AM UTC
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2015-08-19 at 9:29 AM UTCAwesome but I think 16k litres of yeast would be a fucking ridiculous. Easier to just grow and harvest poppies. Hopefully shit improves and youd see niggers growing oxy like making cheese or brewingbeer.
