What would do if you signed for cardiff city and ur plane nose dived into the english channel....

1. 2019-02-07 at 9:42 AM UTC

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   Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
   And you died?
2. 2019-02-07 at 9:50 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   DIE.
3. 2019-02-07 at 11:53 AM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   people who have a clue of what the op posted are homosexuals.
   
   of both the closeted and uncloseted variety.
4. 2019-02-07 at 11:59 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Stop handing out compliments so freely, Hmong.
5. 2019-02-07 at 1 PM UTC

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   Soyboy IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life African Astronaut [the oppositely able-bodied hop-step-and-jump]
   Take the train next time.
   
   It's safer, more comfortable, and better for the environment.
6. 2019-02-07 at 2:19 PM UTC

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   Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny people who have a clue of what the op posted are homosexuals.
   
   of both the closeted and uncloseted variety.

   
   So is yer maw
7. 2019-02-07 at 2:24 PM UTC

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   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   Thats why I'm never gonna fly. Cause what if it actually did crash, you know? It would be like "are you fuckin kidding me" in the back of your mind in addition to the horror of being on the crashing plane.
8. 2019-02-07 at 4:23 PM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life Take the train next time.
   
   It's safer, more comfortable, and better for the environment.

   
   dying in a plane crash is more comfortable than dying in a train crash.
   
   you die instantly as opposed to seeing yourself and other passan-gers being first cramped and compressed into each other like sardines in a can before being crushed completely into a goo of maroon soup,
   
   all in slow motion.
9. 2019-02-07 at 4:25 PM UTC

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   Soyboy IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life African Astronaut [the oppositely able-bodied hop-step-and-jump]

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny dying in a plane crash is more comfortable than dying in a train crash.
   
   you die instantly as opposed to seeing yourself and other pass-angers being first cramped and compressed into each other like sardines in a can before being crushed completely into a goo of maroon soup,
   
   all in slow motion.

   
   Yeah but you can get drunk and play on your laptop, so maybe you could get one last drink and one last shit-post in.
   
   That's how I want to die.
10. 2019-02-07 at 4:28 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life Yeah but you can get drunk and play on your laptop, so maybe you could get one last drink and one last shit-post in.
    
    That's how I want to die.

    
    you cant do that on a plane ?
11. 2019-02-07 at 5:40 PM UTC

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    Soyboy IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life African Astronaut [the oppositely able-bodied hop-step-and-jump]

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny you cant do that on a plane ?

    
    There's no room, no internet, and they're really county about you getting drunk or bringing your own booze on board.
    
    I guess a private plane, like what this guy was on, you can at least get drunk on.
12. 2019-02-07 at 5:42 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Needledick Needledick Needledick Thats why I'm never gonna fly. Cause what if it actually did crash, you know? It would be like "are you fuckin kidding me" in the back of your mind in addition to the horror of being on the crashing plane.

    
    Imagine walking to the store and getting killed because you were walking instead of anything else. There's no escape nigga.
13. 2019-02-07 at 7:59 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life There's no room, no internet, and they're really county about you getting drunk or bringing your own booze on board.
    
    I guess a private plane, like what this guy was on, you can at least get drunk on.

    
    really ? ive never been on anything smaller than 737 or a300.
14. 2019-02-07 at 8:34 PM UTC

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    Soyboy IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life African Astronaut [the oppositely able-bodied hop-step-and-jump]

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny really ? ive never been on anything smaller than 737 or a300.

    
    The guy in question was some footballer (they earn insane money) and the plane was pic related:
    
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2019_Piper_PA-46_Malibu_crash
    
    Small planes and helicopters are both still quite dangerous.
    
    For benefit of Spictroll, the plane was 35 years old.
15. 2019-02-07 at 9:13 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life The guy in question was some footballer (they earn insane money) and the plane was pic related:
    
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2019_Piper_PA-46_Malibu_crash
    
    Small planes and helicopters are both still quite dangerous.
    
    For benefit of Spictroll, the plane was 35 years old.

    
    its just bad luck, man.
16. 2019-02-07 at 10:17 PM UTC

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    Soyboy IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life African Astronaut [the oppositely able-bodied hop-step-and-jump]

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny bad luck

    
    No, didn't you read, it was a footballer that died.
17. 2019-02-08 at 12:06 AM UTC

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    blackbird Tuskegee Airman
    Can ghosts exist in the ocean?
    
    That would have to be boring af to just haunt some empty stretch of water.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • mmQ
18. 2019-02-08 at 3:14 AM UTC

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    SpaceCakes African Astronaut

    Originally posted by blackbird Can ghosts exist in the ocean?
    
    That would have to be boring af to just haunt some empty stretch of water.

    
    His Spirit will live on
    
    
19. 2019-02-08 at 3:15 AM UTC

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    SpaceCakes African Astronaut
    Also
    
    
20. 2019-02-08 at 4:42 AM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by blackbird Can ghosts exist in the ocean?
    
    That would have to be boring af to just haunt some empty stretch of water.

    
    everything you buy these days, drugs included, came over on oceans.