Im probably going to jail soon...

1. 2019-02-07 at 6:31 PM UTC

   #21
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   In their arms or with their arms. Does the term really stem from actual human body part arms because that's fucking stupid.
2. 2019-02-07 at 6:31 PM UTC

   #22
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   "He was armed" should mean he has arms, not a gun.
3. 2019-02-07 at 6:32 PM UTC

   #23
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Weaponized robbery it should be
4. 2019-02-07 at 6:39 PM UTC

   #24
   

   Archer513 African Astronaut
   Too late nigga
   
   We already doin the armed thing
5. 2019-02-07 at 6:40 PM UTC

   #25
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by infinityshock lasciviously lavages lannys luscious large lips with large ladles of love lube and he likes it a lot. .......... that's why my burglaries are called rapes.

   
   Everything you do is rape what with the world not wanting you to have anything to do with it.
6. 2019-02-07 at 6:41 PM UTC

   #26
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Archer513 Too late nigga
   
   We already doin the armed thing

   
   A man can wish and desire without realistic expectation.
7. 2019-02-07 at 6:52 PM UTC

   #27
   

   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Back when I lived in England villains use to use sawn (not sawed) off shotguns…now they use butter knives and scones…how times have changed…Where did all the REAL men in England go.

   
   
   
   With any luck, the IRA got them.
8. 2019-02-07 at 7:50 PM UTC

   #28
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Back when I lived in England villains use to use sawn (not sawed) off shotguns…now they use butter knives and scones…how times have changed…Where did all the REAL men in England go (Oh yeah…Houston TX).

   
   i still dont get why they call shotguns shotguns.
   
   its like other types of guns dont produce shots.
9. 2019-02-07 at 8:10 PM UTC

   #29
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Archer513 Niggas be holdin weaponry in their arms,not legs (unless they had no arms)
   
   Ive seen an armless man shoot a gun with his legs. Remember that show ‘that’s incredible!?’

   
   Hands not arms.
   
   A handed robbery.
10. 2019-02-07 at 8:12 PM UTC

    #30
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by stl1 With any luck, the IRA got them.

    
    That was the great thing about 9/11...some of the highest financial backers of the terrorist organization known at the IRA were New Yorkers...a case of Karma being a bitch huh. I never had you down for supporters of child killers though STL...smh.
11. 2019-02-07 at 8:23 PM UTC

    #31
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]

    Originally posted by infinityshock lasciviously lavages lannys luscious large lips with large ladles of love lube and he likes it a lot. .......... that's why rapes aren't called dickings.

    
    Lol dickings
12. 2019-02-07 at 8:24 PM UTC

    #32
    

    ECAP Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by Grylls full of shit

    
    Which will be packed in nice & tight by your celly 👍
13. 2019-02-07 at 8:30 PM UTC

    #33
    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]

    Originally posted by Instigator I hatethis country sex offenders/muslims get less and all im askin for is help

    
    Why not just convert to islam then? Although soy did already mention faking mental illness.
14. 2019-02-07 at 9:18 PM UTC

    #34
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by infinityshock lasciviously lavages lannys luscious large lips with large ladles of love lube and he likes it a lot. .......... the projectiles are called 'shot'…they're little BBs.

    
    but what of their beimg loaded with slugs ? are they slug guns then ?
    
    and why arent other projectiles get called shots ?
15. 2019-02-07 at 9:29 PM UTC

    #35
    

    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Benny seems like a wad cutter type of feller
16. 2019-02-07 at 9:37 PM UTC

    #36
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny ask for liquid soaps.

    
    that's all we had. Shower was right below the TV, so you had your choice of entertainment.
17. 2019-02-07 at 9:38 PM UTC

    #37
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Archer513 Benny seems like a wad cutter type of feller

    
    wad cutters cut more than just wads.
18. 2019-02-07 at 9:40 PM UTC

    #38
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by DietPiano that's all we had. Shower was right below the TV, so you had your choice of entertainment.

    
    why not both.
19. 2019-02-07 at 9:45 PM UTC

    #39
    

    BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Daycare for men. Enjoy your time with lots and lots of men. Men, men everywhere.
20. 2019-02-07 at 9:54 PM UTC

    #40
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    a strong man always has strong men standing behind him.