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  1. Iowa is one of the few states you can get codeine cough syrup without a prescription, like, twice a month when you sign a DEA logbook. Just like pseudo.

    The lady at walmart told me there was only one pharmacy in Sioux City that did that still, and they evil eye'd me and charged me a flat $20 for a bottle. Only did that once, but it worked pretty well as a stopgap Antidopesick.
  2. SpaceCakes African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein So

    I couldn't resist :p
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  3. CandyRein Black Hole
    Ohhh...It’s fine, I understand πŸ‘…
  4. CandyRein Black Hole






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  5. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    l;ol kanye has a monkey tail
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  6. CandyRein Black Hole
    Aldra!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    That’s the jackets belt!
    What’s with you tonight!?

    Sheesh! πŸ‘…
  7. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    I'm thinking really hard about quitting everything and become a Marine. I've always wanted to experience being to able to fight for my country, and earn my stars and stripes. But if I did, I'd feel more like a coward than an american hero. My fams needs me, people needs me, here. Not out in the battlefield. I'm just in a point in my life where I just want to make a historical mark and be remembered of my accomplishments. Also, I'm trying to figure out why I was put on this earth, and why am I still here? What I must prove to myself, to them? I just feel that I'm destined to become somebody that no-one else could ever achieve. What the heck they put in this Colombian decaf coffee? Dudeeee. o.0



    Good moaning NiS.πŸ˜‰
  8. Originally posted by jedi_darryl I'm thinking really hard about quitting everything and become a Marine. I've always wanted to experience being to able to fight for my country, and earn my stars and stripes. But if I did, I'd feel more like a coward than an american hero. My fams needs me, people needs me, here. Not out in the battlefield. I'm just in a point in my life where I just want to make a historical mark and be remembered of my accomplishments. Also, I'm trying to figure out why I was put on this earth, and why am I still here? What I must prove to myself, to them? I just feel that I'm destined to become somebody that no-one else could ever achieve. What the heck they put in this Colombian decaf coffee? Dudeeee. o.0



    Good moaning NiS.πŸ˜‰

    What makes you think they'd take you?
  9. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by jedi_darryl I'm thinking really hard about quitting everything and become a Marine. I've always wanted to experience being to able to fight for my country, and earn my stars and stripes. But if I did, I'd feel more like a coward than an american hero. My fams needs me, people needs me, here. Not out in the battlefield. I'm just in a point in my life where I just want to make a historical mark and be remembered of my accomplishments. Also, I'm trying to figure out why I was put on this earth, and why am I still here? What I must prove to myself, to them? I just feel that I'm destined to become somebody that no-one else could ever achieve. What the heck they put in this Colombian decaf coffee? Dudeeee. o.0



    Good moaning NiS.πŸ˜‰

    Are you by any chance 19-24 years of age?
  10. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson What makes you think they'd take you?
    The minimum requirements is having a high school diploma or ged. I have thick skin so I'm pretty much in there. None of maggot callin ain't gonna offend me. Not to mention I'm already well disciplined, so that just might annoy the lieutenants or entice them.
  11. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    I'm 29. I want to do at least 5-8 years.
  12. Don't be so sure...I know a kid (21) who was trying to get in the Navy for 18 months and they kept putting him off for stupid ass reasons...last time they said he needed to lose 5lbs...the kid is a stick to begin with...obviously just an excuse to keep kicking him down the line...he gave up trying in the end and got a 'real' job.
  13.  Acolyte
    Yeah, go fight and murder people across the planet for a bunch of fat men in $3,000 suits chomping on $50 cigars, just so they can fill their offshore bank accounts to the brim with easy cash. You'll be doing something really great for the world and make yourself into a real somebody.
  14. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    I could pass for a 19-24 year old though. I have a baby face, most women says.
  15. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Don't be so sure…I know a kid (21) who was trying to get in the Navy for 18 months and they kept putting him off for stupid ass reasons…last time they said he needed to lose 5lbs…the kid is a stick to begin with…obviously just an excuse to keep kicking him down the line…he gave up trying in the end and got a 'real' job.
    I weigh 133 pounds. I think that's acceptable, since there's a lot of running involved. I know there's a test when they put you underwater locked in chains and you have to find a key to free yourself or die. That rough to get you tough sir yes sir kind of means.



    Originally posted by  Yeah, go fight and murder people across the planet for a bunch of fat men in $3,000 suits chomping on $50 cigars, just so they can fill their offshore bank accounts to the brim with easy cash. You'll be doing something really great for the world and make yourself into a real somebody.

    Well this is America, somebody gotta do it, right? Let me ask you this, if you were to make a comparison of who has the biggest balls, who's the more manly, certainly the balance beam would probably break uncontrollably.
  16. Originally posted by jedi_darryl I weigh 133 pounds. I think that's acceptable, since there's a lot of running involved. I know there's a test when they put you underwater locked in chains and you have to find a key to free yourself or die. That rough to get you tough sir yes sir kind of means.





    Well this is America, somebody gotta do it, right? Let me ask you this, if you were to make a comparison of who has the biggest balls, who's the more manly, certainly the balance beam would probably break uncontrollably.

    Yeah you missed the point...he wasn't overweight...they just kept giving him excuses to push his 'application' back...that was simply one of the excuses...it's not as easy as going and signing on the dotted line apparently...as they have a glut of applicants...they messed him around for 12-18 months before he gave up trying.
  17.  Acolyte
    In my world, all the warmongers and their lapdogs would be put to death.
  18. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    I mean you sound kinda aimless like i was. If you have the physical.ability, i say do it.
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  19. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Yeah you missed the point…he wasn't overweight…they just kept giving him excuses to push his 'application' back…that was simply one of the excuses…it's not as easy as going and signing on the dotted line apparently…as they have a glut of applicants…they messed him around for 12-18 months before he gave up trying.

    Well they were probably doing him a favor. He probably just didn't have, "the look". I'll make an impression to get noticed by them. I won't even sign the applications, yet. I'd instead stand in front of their headquarters and salute. For as long as it takes.
  20. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CASPER I mean you sound kinda aimless like i was. If you have the physical.ability, i say do it.

    Hoorah.
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