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How to be less depressed

  1. #1
    how do you do it my doods?
  2. #2
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Wake up at 4am, take a nice hot shower, grab a cluster of bananas, and go for a 12 hour walk. Come home, take another hot shower, and hit the sack. Repeat for the remainder of your life.
  3. #3
    Originally posted by mmQ Wake up at 4am, take a nice hot shower, grab a cluster of bananas, and go for a 12 hour walk. Come home, take another hot shower, and hit the sack. Repeat for the remainder of your life.

    This is a pretty good plan m8.
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I've never done it but swear on me loife m8 I have never heard a more regurgitated bit of advice for depression than 'take a walk.'

    I mean, I've taken a walk, just not the 12 hour banana one.

    My other advice would be those little pills that are designed to counteract your depression, I forget what they're called.
  5. #5
    I am wary of dependency on a chemical to solve my problem. Though the take a walk advice is totally regurgitated bullshit at least it would get me out of the house. I might take a walk right now actually and grab some grub.

    I love you mmQ. I miss your adorbs cat av.
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    That's very kind of you m8. I love you too. I miss Kittles too. She'll be back.

    Obviously as with many things, the idea to partake in particular treatments is often a risk/reward thing and is entirely dependent on your level of "pain." One hand-habitual depression, other hand- habitual... anti-depression, or something.

    I mean I get it, I'm the same way. I just know that they CAN work, and if they do, it literally feels like a life saving miracle.
  7. #7
    antinatalism Tuskegee Airman
    schadenfreude is the best treatment for depression. Also, do more drugs.
  8. #8
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    What makes you depressed?
  9. #9
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Open Your Mind What makes you depressed?

    Not knowing what makes us depressed.
  10. #10
    Do drugs
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  11. #11
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Invest in yourself, work out and get some muscle. Fight all day, every day. When your hands are idle, flip open your phone and go through the numbers thinking, "Where is my next fight that I have to fight?" Then find it and call that number. Talk to a therapist about it, listen to their advice and make meaningful strides towards a healthy and whole you. If they recommend a psychiatrist, see them and take the pills as prescribed while abstaining from other intoxicants outside of moderate use. Talk to your closest loved ones and tell them how you feel, because they will be on your side and you'll feel better for having trusted them. Reach out to your boss and the HR at your work, because they want to see you succeed and will address it seriously. Keep fighting, no matter what any ignoramus has to say about it.
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Zanick Invest in yourself, work out and get some muscle. Fight all day, every day. When your hands are idle, flip open your phone and go through the numbers thinking, "Where is my next fight that I have to fight?" Then find it and call that number. Talk to a therapist about it, listen to their advice and make meaningful strides towards a healthy and whole you. If they recommend a psychiatrist, see them and take the pills as prescribed while abstaining from other intoxicants outside of moderate use. Talk to your closest loved ones and tell them how you feel, because they will be on your side and you'll feel better for having trusted them. Reach out to your boss and the HR at your work, because they want to see you succeed and will address it seriously. Keep fighting, no matter what any ignoramus has to say about it.

    Holy shit, Zanick is that the real you? Where are all you OG totse/zoklet people coming from all of a sudden.
  13. #13
    Originally posted by Sophie Holy shit, Zanick is that the real you? Where are all you OG totse/zoklet people coming from all of a sudden.

    The site is no longer shit
  14. #14
    Originally posted by Zanick Invest in yourself, work out and get some muscle. Fight all day, every day. When your hands are idle, flip open your phone and go through the numbers thinking, "Where is my next fight that I have to fight?" Then find it and call that number. Talk to a therapist about it, listen to their advice and make meaningful strides towards a healthy and whole you. If they recommend a psychiatrist, see them and take the pills as prescribed while abstaining from other intoxicants outside of moderate use. Talk to your closest loved ones and tell them how you feel, because they will be on your side and you'll feel better for having trusted them. Reach out to your boss and the HR at your work, because they want to see you succeed and will address it seriously. Keep fighting, no matter what any ignoramus has to say about it.

    The mental health system is nothing but a revolving door of idiots receiving kickbacks from each other
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Hash Slinging Slasher The site is no longer shit

    tru dat
  16. #16
    i started typing 3 different responses to this thread and now I have to go lie down and cry a little. I'm glad to see you back Zanuck You're kind of worth talking to sometimes I guess fuck tearz

  17. #17
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by Sophie Holy shit, Zanick is that the real you? Where are all you OG totse/zoklet people coming from all of a sudden.

    It's really me. I've been figuring some shit out, but I'm back, at least for now.
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  18. #18
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Zanick It's really me. I've been figuring some shit out, but I'm back, at least for now.

    Yee yee, Lanny, Zanick, Psychomanthis M&A crew represent. Fun Bunch part deux.
  19. #19
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by mmQ Wake up at 4am, take a nice hot shower, grab a cluster of bananas, and go for a 12 hour walk. Come home, take another hot shower, and hit the sack. Repeat for the remainder of your life.

    so do you take the bananas with you for the rest of the day? what do you do with them when you get home? I tried this but I think you forgot an instruction because after 5 days I had too many bananas to carry and some were starting to smell
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    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Originally posted by Open Your Mind What makes you depressed?

    This. I went through a rough bout when I was 15, though hormones might have influenced that. When the powers that be tried to get to the root of my exhibitions, I really didn't have an answer for them. I realized I was being stupid, and in that moment I got out of my funk and stopped being depressed.
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