gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
Shiiiiiit...
So tonight, I'm jerking off to gifs I found through a Google image search from my phone, waiting for a TV dinner to finish cooking in the oven so I can nut, eat, and pass the fuck out (at 8 PM on a Friday... yeah I'm gangster as fuck... what's good?)... And then I hear a "tap... tap... tap..." at my rear patio door.
So I pull the curtain aside to see who it is, and it's this friend of a friend who drops by every few months just for something to do. I was like... minutes aways from passing out, and I RARELY do stimulants, but I knew he would have meth, cuz he usually does, so I'm just like: "Hey, do you wanna smoke a bowl of side?".
He's like: "Sure, gimme a sec to pull it out at least though."
Then he pulls out torch lighter and gives the old thing a nice warming, but he has this particular technique that just can't be described. He's like a meth expert of some kind... This enormous puddle (bigger than I've ever been able to muster when it's my turn up to bat) starts bubbling inside, and it looks like the freaking lost city of Atlantis... Then he takes this enormous puff and I see this cloud unlike any cloud I've ever seen before - and that includes those of a meteorological nature.
He then hands me the thing and says "inhale slowly, I'll handle the lighter"...
I ended up puffing out this cloud that would make the cotton candy stand at the local seasonal fair blush.
Then we proceeded to smoke more for about another hour or so, and I learned the was of the glass pipe...
Again, I'm not much for stimulants, but got damn if I don't enjoy indulging on the occasional hoot from the glass bowl.
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
Fuck I end up regretting doing any stimulants EVERY... DAMN... TIME...
I mean, no judgment to those who like the stuff. By all means, different strokes for different folks and all that.
But I just don't have the constitution for it apparently... Especially meth. I feel great for like half an hour, then like an absolute train wreck for the next 12-24 hours.