Crystal Methamphetamiiiiiines

1. 2019-01-26 at 5:20 AM UTC

   #1
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Shiiiiiit...
   
   So tonight, I'm jerking off to gifs I found through a Google image search from my phone, waiting for a TV dinner to finish cooking in the oven so I can nut, eat, and pass the fuck out (at 8 PM on a Friday... yeah I'm gangster as fuck... what's good?)... And then I hear a "tap... tap... tap..." at my rear patio door.
   
   So I pull the curtain aside to see who it is, and it's this friend of a friend who drops by every few months just for something to do. I was like... minutes aways from passing out, and I RARELY do stimulants, but I knew he would have meth, cuz he usually does, so I'm just like: "Hey, do you wanna smoke a bowl of side?".
   
   He's like: "Sure, gimme a sec to pull it out at least though."
   
   Then he pulls out torch lighter and gives the old thing a nice warming, but he has this particular technique that just can't be described. He's like a meth expert of some kind... This enormous puddle (bigger than I've ever been able to muster when it's my turn up to bat) starts bubbling inside, and it looks like the freaking lost city of Atlantis... Then he takes this enormous puff and I see this cloud unlike any cloud I've ever seen before - and that includes those of a meteorological nature.
   
   He then hands me the thing and says "inhale slowly, I'll handle the lighter"...
   
   I ended up puffing out this cloud that would make the cotton candy stand at the local seasonal fair blush.
   
   Then we proceeded to smoke more for about another hour or so, and I learned the was of the glass pipe...
   
   Again, I'm not much for stimulants, but got damn if I don't enjoy indulging on the occasional hoot from the glass bowl.
   
   So what're y'all up to on this fine evening?
2. 2019-01-26 at 5:33 AM UTC

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   Shrooms Houston
   Shit little nigga chillin
3. 2019-01-26 at 7:53 AM UTC

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   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   pics or you’re full of shit virgin
   
   also, this faggot above is a cunt
4. 2019-01-26 at 10:24 AM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   I went to sleep early also. side is the greatest, if I had some I wouldn't have slept in the first place!
5. 2019-01-26 at 4:35 PM UTC

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   RestStop Space Nigga
   Told ya guys. Shits fly as hell!
6. 2019-01-26 at 7:08 PM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   Side tek
7. 2019-01-26 at 7:31 PM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Pure unbridled regret right now... Not gonna lie.
   
   I did have a decent time in tinychat all night tho.
   
   Need sleep now though desperately. Gonna take the liquor train straight to Slumberland.
   
   
8. 2019-01-26 at 9:20 PM UTC

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   ECAP Tuskegee Airman
   
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • gadzooks
9. 2019-01-26 at 9:35 PM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   sideways
10. 2019-01-26 at 10:41 PM UTC

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    Shrooms Houston

    Originally posted by Grylls pics or you’re full of shit virgin
    
    also, this faggot above is a cunt

    
    Little nigga we can catch fades
11. 2019-01-26 at 10:47 PM UTC

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    ECAP Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by Shrooms Little nigga we can catch fades

    
    Ok so is ghost the cunt or shrooms?
12. 2019-01-26 at 11:06 PM UTC

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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by ECAP

    
    Never again...
13. 2019-01-26 at 11:07 PM UTC

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    ECAP Tuskegee Airman
    You say that now
14. 2019-01-26 at 11:08 PM UTC

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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Fuck I end up regretting doing any stimulants EVERY... DAMN... TIME...
    
    I mean, no judgment to those who like the stuff. By all means, different strokes for different folks and all that.
    
    But I just don't have the constitution for it apparently... Especially meth. I feel great for like half an hour, then like an absolute train wreck for the next 12-24 hours.
15. 2019-01-26 at 11:19 PM UTC

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    ECAP Tuskegee Airman
    Crystal rosa
    
    
16. 2019-01-26 at 11:21 PM UTC

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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by ECAP Crystal rosa
    
    

    
    What makes it purple?
    
    Are dealers trying to do some kind of Breaking Bad coloring gimmick now?
    
    Oh man, could you imagine neon / glow-in-the-dark meth crystals?
    
    Now that'd be righteous.
17. 2019-01-26 at 11:22 PM UTC

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    ECAP Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by gadzooks What makes it purple?
    
    Are dealers trying to do some kind of Breaking Bad coloring gimmick now?
    
    Oh man, could you imagine neon / glow-in-the-dark meth crystals?
    
    Now that'd be righteous.

    
    It’s pink
    
    Not sure how they get it to be diff colors probably diff solvents
18. 2019-01-26 at 11:24 PM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole
    red p lol
19. 2019-01-26 at 11:35 PM UTC

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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Ahh ok. That makes sense.
    
    And I guess is more red, or maybe pink, than purple.
    
    I'm apparently a tad color blind today.
20. 2019-01-27 at 12:38 AM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole
    or it could be that red drain cleaner acid