Too much boozing

1. 2019-01-25 at 5:03 AM UTC

   #41
   

   Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny cognac is good

   
   I agree wholeheartedly. cognac is in fact, the best.
2. 2019-01-25 at 7:19 AM UTC

   #42
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Rizzo in a box I agree wholeheartedly. cognac is in fact, the best.

   
   too bad their too expensive or else id have been able to taste the difference between the young ones and the old ones.
3. 2019-01-25 at 7:19 AM UTC

   #43
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by CASPER Just a protip: never ask a viking to "show you his sword". That's basically asking for the kind of attention I described above. You might as well ask him "Has the meat spoiled?" LOL.

   
   i want to touch your sword.
4. 2019-01-25 at 7:23 AM UTC

   #44
   

   Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny too bad their too expensive or else id have been able to taste the difference between the young ones and the old ones.

   
   this is why we need to invade france
5. 2019-01-25 at 11:24 AM UTC

   #45
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Rizzo in a box this is why we need to invade france

   
   its only right.
6. 2019-01-25 at 4:34 PM UTC

   #46
   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
   My last drink was on Sunday. Mmmmm moscato 😍
7. 2019-01-25 at 5:41 PM UTC

   #47
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
   Isn't cognac just distilled wine?
8. 2019-01-25 at 5:42 PM UTC

   #48
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
   Maybe I should give that a try again.
9. 2019-01-26 at 2:25 AM UTC

   #49
   

   Solstice Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by CASPER Isn't cognac just distilled wine?

   
   Brandy is distilled wine yes, Cognac is just brandy from France and the wine growing region there.
10. 2019-01-26 at 3:49 AM UTC

    #50
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    That'll be my next frivolous purchase. I wish I liked certain things. Bought a friend a 22 year old lagavulin and he wanted me to open it with him. Tasted like having someone pour a bottle of bourbon down a chimney.
11. 2019-01-26 at 5:39 AM UTC

    #51
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by CASPER Isn't cognac just distilled wine?

    
    ja, in the same way men are just women with penises.
    
    its the alcohol content thats make them suitable for men, its their utilitarian purpose of facilitating rapid drunkeness and intoxication that make tem the prefferred choice of real men.
    
    and you will be a load less likely to encounter womens, pretenscious faggots and trannies sipping cognac with their crystalware with their pinkies sticking out and talk about their imaginary feelings and sensations they feel when the tip of their tongue and cognac touched.
12. 2019-01-26 at 5:41 AM UTC

    #52
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Then why not boof everclear, if that's the goal? IV the shit. (Fucking burns)
13. 2019-01-26 at 5:42 AM UTC

    #53
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by CASPER Then why not boof everclear, if that's the goal? IV the shit. (Fucking burns)

    
    because where im from that shit isnt available.
    
    kaoliang is what is.
14. 2019-01-26 at 7:34 AM UTC

    #54
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny because where im from that shit isnt available.
    
    kaoliang is what is.

    
    Lol. I forgot you were in China. Sympathies my dude. Whats your social credit score? Do you lose points for mingling with us? Do the Chinese not like to get fucked up? Is gay sjw shit as commonplace there as it seems like it is here?
15. 2019-01-26 at 11:45 AM UTC

    #55
    

    Soyboy IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life African Astronaut [the oppositely able-bodied hop-step-and-jump]
    I never seen everclear here either. I think 40% alcohol is the maximum we're allowed.
    
    We do have poteen(moonshine) and imported Polish vodka tho
16. 2019-01-26 at 2:10 PM UTC

    #56
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by CASPER Lol. I forgot you were in China. Sympathies my dude. Whats your social credit score? Do you lose points for mingling with us? Do the Chinese not like to get fucked up? Is gay sjw shit as commonplace there as it seems like it is here?

    
    over here the maxim is everybodys got 0 credit rating unless and until proven to be otherwise.
17. 2019-01-26 at 2:12 PM UTC

    #57
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life I never seen everclear here either. I think 40% alcohol is the maximum we're allowed.
    
    We do have poteen(moonshine) and imported Polish vodka tho

    
    dont you have good stouts and porters ?
18. 2019-01-26 at 2:24 PM UTC

    #58
    

    Soyboy IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life African Astronaut [the oppositely able-bodied hop-step-and-jump]

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny dont you have good stouts and porters ?

    
    Yes, you should come visit.
19. 2019-01-26 at 2:28 PM UTC

    #59
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life Yes, you should come visit.

    
    i would but then i wouldnt want to go back.
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20. 2019-01-26 at 2:51 PM UTC

    #60
    

    Soyboy IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life African Astronaut [the oppositely able-bodied hop-step-and-jump]

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i would but then i wouldnt want to go back.

    
    Apply for asylum and make up a good story about being politically harassed and threatened by your government.
    
    That's what all the Africans do, no one takes it seriously, but so long as your story isn't gang stalking and chemtrails the like no one can disprove it.