Funniest thing I ever heard about §m£ÂgØL

1. 2019-01-22 at 7:09 PM UTC

   #61
   

   Goy Division Yung Blood

   Originally posted by Archer513 Mike Tyson 5 “10
   
   Chuck Norris 5 “10
   
   Bruce Lee 5 “7

   
   I would like them all with a single fist.
2. 2019-01-22 at 7:28 PM UTC

   #62
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Goy Division I would like them all with a single fist.

   
   in your ass.
3. 2019-01-22 at 7:29 PM UTC

   #63
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by CASPER The Real Bruce Lee tried to sell me Black Numchaks on Craigslist for $60.

   
   one end for your mouth, the other for your asshole.
4. 2019-01-22 at 7:32 PM UTC

   #64
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
   That's convenient.
   
   I think he meant drugs tho.
5. 2019-01-22 at 7:33 PM UTC

   #65
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by CASPER That's convenient.
   
   I think he meant drugs tho.

   
   same roa anyway.
6. 2019-01-22 at 7:42 PM UTC

   #66
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by Narc One time hydro told me when she watched her bf bang §m£ÂgØLs asshole she noticed every time he thrust into golms fat butt it was always followed by this big flabby ripple that rolled all the way from his ass up his back and then disappeared over his shoulders like a wave hitting the beach. Apparently §m£ÂgØL got pissed at her laughing but he had no idea what she was really laughing at.
   
   Its all about that flabby ripple with §m£ÂgØL, lol.
   
   
   .

   
   §m£ÂgØL is a MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING with a nice mexican booty im sure... hahahaha im sure the guy fucking him was fat but only had a fat belly not a fat ass. §m£ÂgØL used to text and call me crying and whining all the time, thats the real reason why he doesn't like me.
   
   but that house on top of heroin needles, dog shit, and cheetos and the 3 of them it must smelt like goddamn asshole in there!
7. 2019-01-22 at 8:06 PM UTC

   #67
   

   Goy Division Yung Blood

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny one end for your mouth, the other for your asshole.

   
   That's a long chain
8. 2019-01-22 at 8:17 PM UTC

   #68
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life Protip: everyone adds at least 2.5 inches to their height.

   
   Guess I'm 6' 7.25" then
9. 2019-01-22 at 8:23 PM UTC

   #69
   

   cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Guess I'm 6' 7.25" then

   
   Have you ever worked in a Mexico ladder factory?
10. 2019-01-22 at 8:25 PM UTC

    #70
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by cupocheer Have you ever worked in a Mexico ladder factory?

    
    I worked in a builders supply yard as a young-fella-me-lad but it wasn't in Mexico it was in Swinton, Manchester England, next to the old public swimming baths which had actual baths in them too because back in the old days people didn't have indoor plumbing in the slums of manchester so went for a bath at places like Swinton swimming baths..which again, had regular baths in them...for bathing...
    
    ETA: pic of said bath house
    
    
11. 2019-01-22 at 8:28 PM UTC

    #71
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I worked in a builders supply yard as a young-fella-me-lad but it wasn't in Mexico it was in Swinton, Manchester England, next to the old public swimming baths which had actual baths in them too because back in the old days people didn't have indoor plumbing in the slums of manchester so went for a bath at places like Swinton swimming baths..which again, had regular baths in them…for bathing…

    
    
12. 2019-01-22 at 8:30 PM UTC

    #72
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    
13. 2019-01-23 at 4:17 AM UTC

    #73
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I worked in a builders supply yard as a young-fella-me-lad but it wasn't in Mexico it was in Swinton, Manchester England, next to the old public swimming baths which had actual baths in them too because back in the old days people didn't have indoor plumbing in the slums of manchester so went for a bath at places like Swinton swimming baths..which again, had regular baths in them…for bathing…
    
    ETA: pic of said bath house
    
    

    
    excuses. theres no way people go to a place where they wallow in eachothers filth to keep clean.
    
    they go there to mingle with eachother naked and get their asses swiped. with dicks.