Funniest thing I ever heard about §m£ÂgØL

1. 2019-01-22 at 12:51 PM UTC

   #41
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
   You must be skinny as hell to be that tall and within 20lb of that weight. Lol
2. 2019-01-22 at 1:31 PM UTC

   #42
   

   Technologist victim of incest
   Hun,
   I still have to go to specialty shops to get my boats, I mean shoes. I can wear men’s shoe in tennis shoes, but not woman’s shoes.
   
   Wear your height proudly! I have a lot of people tell me they are jealous of my height. Don’t hunch over! You’ve been given a gift that not many have.
   
   Meh, 170 is a good weight for me.
3. 2019-01-22 at 2:32 PM UTC

   #43
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
   It's impossible for me to not hunch over now bc after 30 years of washing dishes at low sinks and sitting at low desks, my spine is all crooky
4. 2019-01-22 at 2:34 PM UTC

   #44
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
   Tech and I are exceptional specimens. Y'all need to check your majority privilege. We at the margins of society will never know the joy of buying a shoe in a store and going home with it the same day.
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   • Technologist
5. 2019-01-22 at 2:47 PM UTC

   #45
   

   Technologist victim of incest
   Nothing is made for us tall folks. I’m at work and I just had to hunch over to a desk that is below my waist height. I’m gonna be a hunch back at this rate. I try very hard to pay attention to my posture, because of this short people’s world. I’m getting one of those veridesks so I can bring it to my height.
   
   Casper,
   Straighten that back up and be proud of your gift. I saw your pic the other day, you’re a good looking young man. You got it going on doll!😋
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   • CASPER
6. 2019-01-22 at 2:50 PM UTC

   #46
   

   cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
   How tall are you, Jim?
7. 2019-01-22 at 3:02 PM UTC

   #47
   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
   Haha...tall weirdos!
8. 2019-01-22 at 3:13 PM UTC

   #48
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

   Originally posted by cupocheer How tall are you, Jim?

   
   6'8"
   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by tee hee hee Haha…tall weirdos!

   
   BIGOT!!
   
   I'm Finna call the SPLC on u
9. 2019-01-22 at 3:19 PM UTC

   #49
   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
   Actually what would be MOAR help is if you gave me 5 of your centimeters!!
10. 2019-01-22 at 3:22 PM UTC

    #50
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

    Originally posted by Technologist Nothing is made for us tall folks. I’m at work and I just had to hunch over to a desk that is below my waist height. I’m gonna be a hunch back at this rate. I try very hard to pay attention to my posture, because of this short people’s world. I’m getting one of those veridesks so I can bring it to my height.
    
    Casper,
    Straighten that back up and be proud of your gift. I saw your pic the other day, you’re a good looking young man. You got it going on doll!😋

    
    <3 validation, while not necessary for a Mans Man....is appreciated nonetheless.
    
    Yeah I'm trying to get in better shape. Once I lose some weight, some of the pressure on the vertebrae should lift, so the cumpulsion to hunch over won't be so pronounced. All in all though, a small price to pay for superior genetics.
11. 2019-01-22 at 3:25 PM UTC

    #51
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

    Originally posted by tee hee hee Actually what would be MOAR help is if you gave me 5 of your centimeters!!

    
    I absolutely would donate 6 inches to the vertically challenged.
    
    I can see why being a "small" man would cause someone some self esteem issues, but I would happily be 6'0 or 6'2" without a second thought.
    
    You may have your 5cm. Make sure to have your license updated. Expect it in the mail next Thursday.
12. 2019-01-22 at 3:37 PM UTC

    #52
    

    Goy Division Yung Blood
    I'll kill anyone under 5'11"
13. 2019-01-22 at 4:24 PM UTC

    #53
    

    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]

    Originally posted by Goy Division I'll kill anyone under 5'11"

    
    oy veh
    
    
    First
14. 2019-01-22 at 6:04 PM UTC

    #54
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    …I do like this. Put a look on my face like I smell some piss…
    
    
15. 2019-01-22 at 6:15 PM UTC

    #55
    

    Archer513 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Goy Division I'll kill anyone under 5'11"

    
    Mike Tyson 5 “10
    
    Chuck Norris 5 “10
    
    Bruce Lee 5 “7
16. 2019-01-22 at 6:20 PM UTC

    #56
    

    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    My last date: 5'.😂
17. 2019-01-22 at 6:22 PM UTC

    #57
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    §m£ÂgØL is a gay boy
18. 2019-01-22 at 6:27 PM UTC

    #58
    

    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Is his name Jim, too? Lol
19. 2019-01-22 at 7:03 PM UTC

    #59
    RestStop Space Nigga
    5'8" Manlet crew checking in!
20. 2019-01-22 at 7:08 PM UTC

    #60
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    The Real Bruce Lee tried to sell me Black Numchaks on Craigslist for $60.