2016-11-12 at 9:53 PM UTC
reject plzz help me scann govt bux plz i trie and thy dont respodn always
2016-11-12 at 10:02 PM UTC
You have ME and fibromyalgia, apply for DLA/PIP
2016-11-12 at 10:02 PM UTC
my monn told me to stop robbin her fags ''*+(
2016-11-12 at 11:10 PM UTC
i alredy been interview for pip they dont responde aftr bvus thay hate bling
2016-11-13 at 12:11 AM UTC
Imagine finding a bait car with a camera in it, ideally one used for TV footage, and hotboxing it, then leaving the car filled with smoke without doing anything else.
2016-11-13 at 12:23 AM UTC
Imagine stealing it and founding your own bang bus productions.
2016-11-13 at 12:33 AM UTC
steal the cat thn push it into traffic
2016-11-13 at 1:37 AM UTC
Imagine walking around downtown during the middle of the afternoon on a warm summer afternoon and coming across a well-dressed professional looking business woman, stumbled over on the pavement, reeking of booze and begging you to grab to her pussy, and then as you're standing there contemplating the situation, a few squad cars pull up and 4 stern looking police officers walk up to you and ask you what's going on and you explain to them that you just came across her like this and that's about it and they ask you, has she said anything, and you tell them she was asking you to grab her pussy, and the officers ask you if you grabbed it and you tell them no of course not, and they ask you why and you explain that obviously that's illegal and not appropriate and the cops get in your face and command you to grab her pussy, but
at this point the lady is a bit more coherent and hears the officers telling you to grab her pussy and she starts yelling no please no I didn't know what I was saying I didn't mean it, but the officers don't pay her any attention and continue to hound you to jam your fist up in her and she's pleading and begging you not to and then a small boy about 4 or 5 years of age walks up, naked, and starts making out with the drunk lady and the cops all get out their cell phones and start filming it and jacking off and
your phone rings and it's your mom and she's like do you want Hodge Podges for dinner or should I make you some of your favorite lasagna?
2016-11-13 at 1:49 AM UTC
One time a girl told me to smack her butt and I went right between her legs and gave her a good one-two rub. She liked it.
2016-11-13 at 2:06 AM UTC
Can't post topics so I'll fuck off for now. Hope y'all win the lotto.
2016-11-13 at 3:34 AM UTC
Walk up in the beer store like what what what it is what it do nigga son and buy my 40s and my cases and my airplane shots and nigga clerk be like daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanng daniel you be havin yoself a lil get-together tonight eh breh and I'm all like, SHEEEEEEEEEEEEIT NIGGA, I be getting fucking drunk on the internet tonight boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ya 'erd ?
2016-11-13 at 10:20 PM UTC
REEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
You bastards broke the site!
2016-11-13 at 10:25 PM UTC
"fixed" is the prefered nomenclature
2016-11-13 at 10:30 PM UTC
took ;ast edible dose
pickd fukc all amount of shit out of my carpet
lookimg thru the ash pile for any bits
2016-11-13 at 10:34 PM UTC
i juts dumped the ha;f oil pill all udner my tounge and it only take li; 5 mins
