My JESUS is a jedi

1. 2019-01-20 at 7:48 PM UTC

   #41
   ScarletLetter Tuskegee Airman
   lol
2. 2019-01-20 at 7:53 PM UTC

   #42
   We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut

   Originally posted by ScarletLetter So^ if’ing this was true, why has it been all through history, that INRI was tacked above the crucified Jesus?
   
   >INRI stems from the Latin phrase ''Iesus Nazarenus Rex Iudaeorum'' meaning ''Jesus of Nazareth, King of the jedis''
   
   BAAAAMMMMM. 😳

   
   Because most of you are gullible and stupid? Baaaaaaaaaaam
   
   Also, Jesus was a super-natural being, but I don't necessarily believe he was the son of "god" or anything like that. He was a great example of Kundalini and Animal Magnetism, which is a lot easier to back up with science than the concept of "god"
3. 2019-01-20 at 7:54 PM UTC

   #43
   

   cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]

   Originally posted by UNSUB So is that like an actual preserved photo of him or are you guilty of worshiping false idols?
   
   *taps foot*

   
   No, I am not Catholic.
   
   I worship the one and only God.
   
   I don't believe the replication of the reproduction of what has come to be recognized as an image of Jesus is a photo (preserved, or otherwise) -- the image I copied and posted is an ethernet coded image called a gif (a graphic).
   
   *smiles benevolently*
4. 2019-01-20 at 7:58 PM UTC

   #44
   

   UNSUB Tuskegee Airman [my unrivalled skillful mastoid]
   Catholicism is a cult
   
   Like every other religion it was devised as a way to control people who require direction at the expense of truth
5. 2019-01-20 at 9:06 PM UTC

   #45
   ScarletLetter Tuskegee Airman
6. 2019-01-20 at 9:11 PM UTC

   #46
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   burn all jedis
7. 2019-01-20 at 9:11 PM UTC

   #47
   ScarletLetter Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by We'reAllBrownNosers Because most of you are gullible and stupid? Baaaaaaaaaaam
   
   Also, Jesus was a super-natural being, but I don't necessarily believe he was the son of "god" or anything like that. He was a great example of Kundalini and Animal Magnetism, which is a lot easier to back up with science than the concept of "god"

   
   Hey motherfucker, where does it say i believed Jesus was my GOD or that I’m fucking jedi?
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

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8. 2019-01-21 at 5:19 AM UTC

   #48
   

   cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
   Have you seen it?
   
   You wont see it again for 10 years.
   
   
9. 2019-01-21 at 5:20 AM UTC

   #49
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   Plot twist Bill Krozby is actually jesus
10. 2019-01-21 at 5:33 AM UTC

    #50
    

    Ghost Black Hole

    Originally posted by cupocheer Have you seen it?
    
    You wont see it again for 10 years.
    
    

    
    I did not
11. 2019-01-21 at 2:49 PM UTC

    #51
    ScarletLetter Tuskegee Airman
    wow. we’ve gone from this:
    
    

    Originally posted by cupocheer
    
    He🌹 is the Power that makes All Things Great Again ✝

    
    to this:
    
    

    Originally posted by cupocheer Have you seen it?
    
    You wont see it again for 10 years.
    
    

    
    WTF 😳
12. 2019-01-22 at 2 PM UTC

    #52
    

    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Blood clot.....lol
13. 2019-01-22 at 3:15 PM UTC

    #53
    ScarletLetter Tuskegee Airman
    ^So, what you're saying is: There's going to be an even longer delay in turning rivers of Blood-- into wine. 😳
14. 2019-01-22 at 3:19 PM UTC

    #54
    WellHung Black Hole
    jedis, are typically short, hairy, smart, successful, and big-nosed.
15. 2019-01-22 at 3:24 PM UTC

    #55
    ScarletLetter Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by WellHung jedis, are typically short, hairy, smart, successful, and big-nosed.

    
    ^Just an around about way of saying: Rich but Ugly.af.
16. 2019-01-22 at 4:12 PM UTC

    #56
    

    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]

    Originally posted by WellHung jedis, are typically short, hairy, smart, successful, and big-nosed.

    
    Utilizing the word "typically" brands you, your opinion on this specific topic, as stereotypical and blatant racism and bigotry.
    
    Shame on you! (I know, Lanny, racism is not a rule violation on your site. Sad!)
17. 2019-01-22 at 4:18 PM UTC

    #57
    

    Soyboy IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life African Astronaut [the oppositely able-bodied hop-step-and-jump]
    Everyone knows Jesus was a black man.
18. 2019-01-22 at 5:11 PM UTC

    #58
    

    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]

    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life Everyone knows Jesus was a black man.

    
    gasp You've seen him, then!?!
19. 2019-01-22 at 5:13 PM UTC

    #59
    ScarletLetter Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by cupocheer gasp You've seen him, then!?!

    
    Umm yeah, butt which black man? They all look the same.😳
20. 2019-01-22 at 5:21 PM UTC

    #60
    

    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]

    Originally posted by ScarletLetter Umm yeah, butt which black man? They all look the same.😳

    
    What!!
    
    Damn! You do get around don't you?