How big should you tell girls your dick is?

1. 2019-01-20 at 12:36 AM UTC

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   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Maybe you shouldn't say its big, I mean...everbody says that...right? 🤨. How about say your dick is "average" leaning towards "slightly above".
   
   Or maybe try reverse psychology, just say you have a small dick 🤓, cause NOBDY says that so then they think your joking around and its large.
2. 2019-01-20 at 12:46 AM UTC

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   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   if you wear enough condoms it will make it seem hughmungus
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3. 2019-01-20 at 12:53 AM UTC

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   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
   You can probably reasonably lie up to like 1/2 inch. I think that's legal.
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4. 2019-01-20 at 1:06 AM UTC

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   Mewsik African Astronaut [diagonally photosensitise my summation]
   Hookers ask how big it is now?
5. 2019-01-20 at 1:10 AM UTC

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   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Or maybe, maybe you could put a magnifying glass lens in the fly of your pants, then it'll look big 🔍.
6. 2019-01-20 at 1:11 AM UTC

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   Item 9 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by A College Professor if you wear enough condoms it will make it seem hughmungus

   
   lmfao
7. 2019-01-20 at 1:26 AM UTC

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   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   eh, you virgin?
   
   girl gonna see your dick anyway
   
   i guess you’ve never met one
8. 2019-01-20 at 1:28 AM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   I was asked the other day how big my cack is by some slut and i told her i haven't measured it since i was 12 and prolly didn't do it right, but i've gotten more plumper so its probably more biggly than before and I'm obviously packing anyways.
9. 2019-01-20 at 1:28 AM UTC

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   RestStop Space Nigga
   Don't tell; Show.
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10. 2019-01-20 at 2:26 AM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    i usually tell prostitutes that my penis is small and ask if they're big.
    
    easy way to negotiate a moneyback warranty.
11. 2019-01-20 at 2:27 AM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i usually tell prostitutes that my penis is small and ask if they're big.
    
    easy way to negotiate a moneyback warranty.

    
    doesn't work that way.
12. 2019-01-20 at 2:56 AM UTC

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    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    OP, how old are these "girls" you are alluding to?
13. 2019-01-20 at 3:01 AM UTC

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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I just say: "I'm 8,000,000,000 nanometers long".
    
    It gets all the women riled up.
14. 2019-01-20 at 3:04 AM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby doesn't work that way.

    
    yes they do.