2019-01-20 at 12:36 AM UTC
Maybe you shouldn't say its big, I mean...everbody says that...right? 🤨. How about say your dick is "average" leaning towards "slightly above".
Or maybe try reverse psychology, just say you have a small dick 🤓, cause NOBDY says that so then they think your joking around and its large.
2019-01-20 at 12:46 AM UTC
if you wear enough condoms it will make it seem hughmungus
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2019-01-20 at 12:53 AM UTC
You can probably reasonably lie up to like 1/2 inch. I think that's legal.
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2019-01-20 at 1:06 AM UTC
Mewsik
African Astronaut
[diagonally photosensitise my summation]
Hookers ask how big it is now?
2019-01-20 at 1:10 AM UTC
Or maybe, maybe you could put a magnifying glass lens in the fly of your pants, then it'll look big 🔍.
2019-01-20 at 1:26 AM UTC
Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
[abrade this vocal tread-softly]
eh, you virgin?
girl gonna see your dick anyway
i guess you’ve never met one
2019-01-20 at 1:28 AM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
I was asked the other day how big my cack is by some slut and i told her i haven't measured it since i was 12 and prolly didn't do it right, but i've gotten more plumper so its probably more biggly than before and I'm obviously packing anyways.
2019-01-20 at 1:28 AM UTC
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2019-01-20 at 2:26 AM UTC
i usually tell prostitutes that my penis is small and ask if they're big.
easy way to negotiate a moneyback warranty.
2019-01-20 at 2:56 AM UTC
cupocheer
Space Nigga
[unwillingly condescend the dp]
OP, how old are these "girls" you are alluding to?
2019-01-20 at 3:01 AM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
I just say: "I'm 8,000,000,000 nanometers long".
It gets all the women riled up.